Apparently, I'm a Satanist and I didn't even know it!

Which religion is right for you? Take this "quiz" and you'll be informed about which religion, or lack thereof, suits you best.

Take the quiz.

And just FYI, I do not consider myself a Satanist, since I'm an Atheist and I don't believe in Satan. I just thought it'd be fun to see who got what results. That's why I posted it here in the OTF and not in the Religion Forum, since it's not a serious topic.

Here are my results:

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism. Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 100%
Atheism 92%
Agnosticism 75%
Buddhism 58%
Paganism 50%
Judaism 33%
Christianity 17%
Islam 17%
Hinduism 13%

You scored as Buddhism

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already. In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

Buddhism 92%
Paganism 79%
Satanism 71%
Hinduism 58%
agnosticism 54%
Judaism 46%
Islam 46%
atheism 33%
Christianity 13%

I'm actually a pagan, ex-buddhist so I guess a few of my underlying beliefs in Buddhism are still there 😛

I would take this quiz, but the questions on there are so hard, I'm really undecisive and confused on what I should think.

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 88%
atheism 75%
Satanism 71%
Paganism 58%
Buddhism 42%
Judaism 33%
Islam 21%
Hinduism 8%
Christianity 4%

very true

woot

You scored as Christianity.

Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianity 83%
Buddhism 67%
agnosticism 63%
Paganism 58%
Islam 54%
Judaism 46%
Hinduism 42%
Satanism 38%
atheism 4%

Even though I'm catholic I didn't like some of the questions. They were either too rigid or too vague, hence why I scored 38 % satanist 😆

Apparentely I took the quiz and the screen flashed bright red and kept saying

DA VINCI CODE HERETIC

so that's what I got.

You scored as Retarded.

You're just f*cking retarded!

Retarded 200%
Christianity 83%
Buddhism 67%
agnosticism 63%
Paganism 58%
Islam 54%
Judaism 46%
Hinduism 42%
Satanism 38%
atheism 4%

This quiz sucks. 😬

You scored as Paganism.

Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Paganism 88%
Satanism 79%
Buddhism 79%
Islam 54%
Hinduism 50%
Judaism 38%
agnosticism 38%
atheism38%
Christianity 29%

w00t I actually am Pagan.

let me explain something to you all. there is no such thing as two people with the same religion. with all the rules and guidlines there is always some difference than another of the "same" religion. and any retarted "non confrmist" goths who think they have known this all along go sit in the corner and think about what i know you know i foud out you understood i did not know what you found out when i realized im a retard...

Originally posted by dark soul
let me explain something to you all. there is no such thing as two people with the same religion. with all the rules and guidlines there is always some difference than another of the "same" religion. and any retarted "non confrmist" goths who think they have known this all along go sit in the corner and think about what i know you know i foud out you understood i did not know what you found out when i realized im a retard...

Click me first.

Click me second.

Click me last.

Originally posted by dark soul
let me explain something to you all. there is no such thing as two people with the same religion. with all the rules and guidlines there is always some difference than another of the "same" religion. and any retarted "non confrmist" goths who think they have known this all along go sit in the corner and think about what i know you know i foud out you understood i did not know what you found out when i realized im a retard...

[QUOTE=7448332]Originally posted by Impediment
[B]Which religion is right for you? Take this "quiz" and you'll be informed about which religion, or lack thereof, suits you best.

Take the quiz.

And just FYI, I do not consider myself a Satanist, since I'm an Atheist and I don't believe in Satan. I just thought it'd be fun to see who got what results. That's why I posted it here in the OTF and not in the Religion Forum, since it's not a serious topic.

Here are my results:

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism. Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 100%
Atheism 92%
Agnosticism 75%
Buddhism 58%
Paganism 50%
Judaism 33%
Christianity 17%
Islam 17%

So far jewish stricks me but that is just me.Cool test through.jm 🙂

Mine's..........Islam.

Originally posted by Impediment
Click me first.

Click me second.

Click me last.

😆

You're a *****. You've always been a ***** and will always be a *****. Live with it.ermm

Bit'ch 2000% 😊

Satanism92%

agnosticism 71%

Buddhism 58%

atheism 54%

Judaism 50%

Paganism 42%

Hinduism 25%

Christianity 21%

Islam 21%

Originally posted by LethalFemme
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So you are the devil. shock I knew it!

Originally posted by Itzak
So you are the devil. shock I knew it!

what gave it away?selene

lethalfemmes slave 3000%
Paganism 88%
Satanism 79%
Buddhism 79%
Islam 54%
Hinduism 50%
Judaism 38%
agnosticism 38%
atheism38%
Christianity 29%

Hmm.... 😕

Originally posted by Dusty
You scored as Retarded.

You're just f*cking retarded!

Retarded 200%
Christianity 83%
Buddhism 67%
agnosticism 63%
Paganism 58%
Islam 54%
Judaism 46%
Hinduism 42%
Satanism 38%
atheism 4%

This quiz sucks. 😬

😆

Originally posted by Bocaj
We need a special ed filter

You scored as atheism.

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism 100%
Satanism 88%
agnosticism 75%
Islam 67%
Buddhism 67%
Paganism 50%
Judaism 42%
Hinduism 17%
Christianity 13%

w00t

You scored as Christianity.

Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianity

75%

Judaism

50%

Islam

46%

Buddhism

38%

Hinduism

21%

Satanism

21%

Paganism

17%

agnosticism

13%

atheism

4%