The Have a bigger Penis than the person above you game

Originally posted by silver_tears
*leaves* this just got weird doped

I can take you ermm

Originally posted by Mišt
Is that all?ermm

Mine's biggernahuh

Originally posted by silver_tears
*leaves* this just got weird doped

Originally posted by Roland
well I myself am a huge penis that can talk, eat and type. 😑

ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I can take you ermm

Originally posted by Council#13
I bet Sanctuary has one so big that it's causing international problems ermm

Originally posted by Council#13
Oh wait. That's not Sanctuary. It's either Pittman or me. I'm pretty sure it's me though ermm

Originally posted by ThePittman
And is smarter 😛

Oh yeah, that too 😏

My penis produced the milky way. It's that big.

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
My penis produced the milky way. It's that big.

hard to compete with that 😐

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
My penis produced the milky way. It's that big.

The Big Bang was just me wanking off ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I can take you ermm

Originally posted by Lumanix
Please do.

You didnt let her finish, she was about to say "..shoe shopping" ermm

Originally posted by Mišt
You didnt let her finish, she was about to say "..shoe shopping" ermm

Damn it, must have sent the invitation to the wrong place again ermm

God himself committed to blasphemy only once, when he first witnessed my slung; 'Jeeeeesuus!'

Originally posted by silver_tears
Damn it, must have sent the invitation to the wrong place again ermm

*doesnt have anything to counter with* ermm

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
God himself committed to blasphemy only once, when he first witnessed my slung; 'Jeeeeesuus!'

If God created man in his image, how did he come up with the image of women?hmm

My wanker is so big it goes back in time and pokes people 😛

Yea!!! Well I have boobs! leftright

Originally posted by ThePittman
My wanker is so big it goes back in time and pokes people 😛

Mine is so big its in the future before meermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Yea!!! Well I have boobs! leftright

Cheaterdisgust

I once pissed out a kidney stone in to space, it's now known as the moon.
That big

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
I once pissed out a kidney stone in to space, it's now known as the moon.
That big

I'd make a joke about my wang and space, but for some reason 'my penis' and 'uranus' just dont seem right to use in the same sentence...ermm