The Have a bigger Penis than the person above you game

Aliens have been trying to take over Earth for ages, but they keep crashing on my dong.

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Aliens have been trying to take over Earth for ages, but they keep crashing on my dong.

Then explain how I've been abducted a few times. 😐

You are just under the belief that you live on the planet Earth... you might just live on something much much larger...

I am hung like a fire ant. I guess I am not very good at this game.

my penis is enormous, and Tom Welling is hott

Enormously SMALL

And he is

Originally posted by Smallville
Enormously SMALL

And he is

HE's drop dead gorgeous man droolio

Add me to your freinds list

Is that a command? How DARE you

Because of a terrifying increase of gayness here, my slung is now negative in dimensions

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Because of a terrifying increase of gayness here, my slung is now negative in dimensions

😆

I wanna be a Mongoose

I am the only Mongoose in these parts.

Bark you should really see someone about your penis obsession 😬

Originally posted by Quincy
Bark you should really see someone about your penis obsession 😬

Agreed ermm

Originally posted by Mišt
I get TV interference from mine ermm

Originally posted by Quincy
Bark you should really see someone about your penis obsession 😬

My penis is only two inches......

......from the floor.

Originally posted by ~Lord_Vezon~
And you complain on my Topics. 😐

my penis the biggest of the bigs

Originally posted by Blanka
my penis the biggest of the bigs

I'm Black.

That was easy 😬