I wish Paris Hilton the gift of immortality...

Alright, check this, I, like few others apparently, have grown tired of Paris Hilton's frolic down everything ever concieved by human beings. She's seeped deep into our literature, porn, hotel livings space, music, fashion and most importantly, television. She's stormed the gates of entertainment and sworn in a new dictatorship of ghey. I truly cannot stand it anymore. However, I wish that she be given the gift of immortality. I just never want her to die.

Think about it, Paris Hilton's death shall sky rocket her career in ways she could never achieve living. An amplified way of living in the after life. Think of it as stupid Paris Hilton merchandise being sold next to Jimi Hendrix and Elvis Presley merchandise. Her death would soar above the remembrance of Sept. 11. The anniversary will haunt us for years, I don't think I'm ready for that kind of attention. I'll kill many, and leave just enough rubble to hide the bodies.

OH JESHUS !!

THE MANS RIGHT

😮 😮

Originally posted by Scythe
Alright, check this, I, like few others apparently, have grown tired of Paris Hilton's frolic down everything ever concieved by human beings. She's seeped deep into our literature, porn, hotel livings space, music, fashion and most importantly, television. She's stormed the gates of entertainment and sworn in a new dictatorship of ghey. I truly cannot stand it anymore. However, I wish that she be given the gift of immortality. I just never want her to die.

Think about it, Paris Hilton's death shall sky rocket her career in ways she could never achieve living. An amplified way of living in the after life. Think of it as stupid Paris Hilton merchandise being sold next to Jimi Hendrix and Elvis Presley merchandise. Her death would soar above the remembrance of Sept. 11. The anniversary will haunt us for years, I don't think I'm ready for that kind of attention. I'll kill many, and leave just enough rubble to hide the bodies.

I think you give Paris Hilton FAR too much credit than she deserves. Jimi Hendrix and Elvis Presley were artists with true musical talent, and were respected by millions. Paris Hilton is a talentless, titless, ditz with a credit card and a Rat Terrier. Her porn was boring and amatuer, at best, and as for her music, well, I've heard animals have sex with more harmony and melody. Paris Hilton is a fad that will die out just like Britney Spears did when she let herself go. It will happen, and when that talentless **** finally does die, I'll be opening a bottle of Heineken.

Originally posted by Impediment
I think you give Paris Hilton [b]FAR too much credit than she deserves. Jimi Hendrix and Elvis Presley were artists with true musical talent, and were respected by millions. Paris Hilton is a talentless, titless, ditz with a credit card and a Rat Terrier. Her porn was boring and amatuer, at best, and as for her music, well, I've heard animals have sex with more harmony and melody. Paris Hilton is a fad that will die out just like Britney Spears did when she let herself go. It will happen, and when that talentless **** finally does die, I'll be opening a bottle of Heineken. [/B]

You're ignorant if you don't believe that Hilton's death mourning will last a thousand suns.

Originally posted by Impediment
I think you give Paris Hilton FAR too much credit than she deserves. Jimi Hendrix and Elvis Presley were artists with true musical talent, and were respected by millions. Paris Hilton is a talentless, titless, ditz with a credit card and a Rat Terrier. Her porn was boring and amatuer, at best, and as for her music, well, I've heard animals have sex with more harmony and melody. Paris Hilton is a fad that will die out just like Britney Spears did when she let herself go. It will happen, and when that talentless **** finally does die, I'll be opening a bottle of Heineken.

I noticed that was second on your list.tongue12

Yes, now call him a sexist...

Funny how all this attention could be undertstood if only she had a huge rack.

Originally posted by Impediment
I think you give Paris Hilton [b]FAR too much credit than she deserves. Jimi Hendrix and Elvis Presley were artists with true musical talent, and were respected by millions. Paris Hilton is a talentless, titless, ditz with a credit card and a Rat Terrier. Her porn was boring and amatuer, at best, and as for her music, well, I've heard animals have sex with more harmony and melody. Paris Hilton is a fad that will die out just like Britney Spears did when she let herself go. It will happen, and when that talentless **** finally does die, I'll be opening a bottle of Heineken. [/B]

While I agree with you 100% Impediment I think Scythe is going more along the lines of this. She has immersed herself into every single part of entertainment that if she died she would become infamous.

I could care less.

Originally posted by Roland
While I agree with you 100% Impediment I think Scythe is going more along the lines of this. She has immersed herself into every single part of entertainment that if she died she would become infamous.

Ofcourse, I would never argue the fact that Paris Hilton has talent. Those two concepts never go together, they shouldn't. I, in no way give her credit for anything other then doing a good job at creating a mindless army of zombified shit for brian posers. Well done Paris, however, we can all agree that Paris Hilton's death will be celebrated so much, it'll make Princess Diana's death a joke.

Originally posted by SelphieT
I could care less.

Well you should start caring because Paris is an epidemic and will spread. 😠

Originally posted by Scythe
You're ignorant if you don't believe that Hilton's death mourning will last a thousand suns.

What you say about Hilton was said about Frank Sinatra and Ronald Reagan when they were still alive. and look at them now. They're dead and nobody is concerned. You, sir, are ignorant if you think that millions and milions of intelligent men and women are going to waste tears and emotion for a talentless and titless fad such as Paris Hilton.

Originally posted by Scythe
Yes, now call him a sexist...

Funny how all this attention could be undertstood if only she had a huge rack.

Yes, Scythe. I'm a sexist because I was able to make the keen observation that Paris Hilton's chest looks like a 10 year old boy's. I've seen bigger lumps in oatmeal, okay?

Originally posted by Impediment
What you say about Hilton was said about Frank Sinatra and Ronald Reagan when they were still alive. and look at them now. They're dead and nobody is concerned. You, sir, are ignorant if you think that millions and milions of intelligent men and women are going to waste tears and emotion for a talentless and titless fad such as Paris Hilton.

Yes, Scythe. I'm a sexist because I was able to make the keen observation that Paris Hilton's chest looks like a 10 year old boy's. I've seen bigger lumps in oatmeal, okay?

I like lumps in my malto meal 😛

Originally posted by Roland
Well you should start caring because Paris is an epidemic and will spread. 😠

She'll eventually die out, as long as she isn't in Nebraska, I'm fine 🙂

Originally posted by SelphieT
She'll eventually die out, as long as she isn't in Nebraska, I'm fine 🙂

You know she will end up in Nebraska.

Never was a big fan of her and she will never be rembered in way as The King(Elvis Presley) or Jimi Hendrix

Originally posted by SelphieT
I could care less.

Originally posted by Roland
You know she will end up in Nebraska.

HEY, HEY, HEY, ya know what? No, she won't, cause Ohio will be schway before Nebraska on her "to f.uck" list, OKAY!?

Originally posted by SelphieT
HEY, HEY, HEY, ya know what? No, she won't, cause Ohio will be schway before Nebraska on her "to f.uck" list, OKAY!?

Ohio is already f*cked. 😉

Originally posted by Roland
Ohio is already f*cked. 😉

not with Paris's lose vagina. .....yet. 😉

She already f*cked most of the country while her and that anorexic Walking Stick Nicole Ritchie were doing The Simple Life.