I wish Paris Hilton the gift of immortality...

Originally posted by Impediment
What you say about Hilton was said about Frank Sinatra and Ronald Reagan when they were still alive. and look at them now. They're dead and nobody is concerned. You, sir, are ignorant if you think that millions and milions of intelligent men and women are going to waste tears and emotion for a talentless and titless fad such as Paris Hilton.

Yes, Scythe. I'm a sexist because I was able to make the keen observation that Paris Hilton's chest looks like a 10 year old boy's. I've seen bigger lumps in oatmeal, okay?

I am placing myself in the place of one of those intelligent men you speak of. I dare not follow such false hopes around with a camera. It's just, you know local television ratings will soar once the news of her death arrives.

Also, the sexist comment wasn't for you Impediment.

Originally posted by Scythe
Also, the sexist comment wasn't for you Impediment.

OK. 👆

Originally posted by Impediment
She already f*cked most of the country while her and that anorexic Walking Stick Nicole Ritchie were doing The Simple Life.

Nichole Ritchie is also classed in the retardus nobrainus species.

Originally posted by Scythe
Alright, check this, I, like few others apparently, have grown tired of Paris Hilton's frolic down everything ever concieved by human beings. She's seeped deep into our literature, porn, hotel livings space, music, fashion and most importantly, television. She's stormed the gates of entertainment and sworn in a new dictatorship of ghey. I truly cannot stand it anymore. However, I wish that she be given the gift of immortality. I just never want her to die.

Think about it, Paris Hilton's death shall sky rocket her career in ways she could never achieve living. An amplified way of living in the after life. Think of it as stupid Paris Hilton merchandise being sold next to Jimi Hendrix and Elvis Presley merchandise. Her death would soar above the remembrance of Sept. 11. The anniversary will haunt us for years, I don't think I'm ready for that kind of attention. I'll kill many, and leave just enough rubble to hide the bodies.

Well then There WOud be Pariss who Pariss what and etc...

Originally posted by lord xyz
What if she dies from drink driving, and the markey leaders and her producers are in the car and die aswell? ermm

Then her death shall be dubbed the "most awesome way to die ever" and then we'll have problems...

Oh noes, what if Paris read this, then strikes a deal with Satan, after having sex with him ofcourse. No!

can i see your crimson card now?

Nevah!

Originally posted by SelphieT
I could care less.

Ever since the DOA, I think we don't need to worry about her anymore.

she will be forgotten like MC Hammer and Millie Vanillie.

Originally posted by SelphieT
I could care less.

I should be "I couldnt care less".

shes a ***** and an ass and cant act at all. but thats just my thoughts. DMB