Master Ass Blaster!

I've been blasting ass all day. Probably from driking too many Rock Star/Jaggermeister shots last night. 😬 I ran out of toilet paper at home, and my ass is raw from using paper towels. That's the thing about paper towels, they need to make them softer for those times when you run out of toilet paper. I should have named this thread, 'Paper Towels'. 😬

This thread makes me sad...

Alright.

😂

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I've been blasting ass all day. Probably from driking too many Rock Star/Jaggermeister shots last night. 😬 I ran out of toilet paper at home, and my ass is raw from using paper towels. That's the thing about paper towels, they need to make them softer for those times when you run out of toilet paper. I should have named this thread, 'Paper Towels'. 😬

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I've been blasting ass all day. Probably from driking too many Rock Star/Jaggermeister shots last night. 😬 I ran out of toilet paper at home, and my ass is raw from using paper towels. That's the thing about paper towels, they need to make them softer for those times when you run out of toilet paper. I should have named this thread, 'Paper Towels'. 😬

Did you pickup strange men at bars again?ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Did you pickup strange men at bars again?ermm

No, my buddy was in town with his crazy cousin who's a cop. So we basically watched him gamble a ton of money and got free drinks doing so. We were like his roadies.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
they need to make them softer for those times when you run out of toilet paper.

Amen to that.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
No, my buddy was in town with his crazy cousin who's a cop. So we basically watched him gamble a ton of money and got free drinks doing so. We were like his roadies.

How drunk did you get? Did you pickup any bitches?naughty

Originally posted by LethalFemme
How drunk did you get? Did you pickup any bitches?naughty

Naw, I haven't picked up any bitches for a while. I don't know what my problem is. I'm not on top of my game lately. 😬

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I've been blasting ass all day. Probably from driking too many Rock Star/Jaggermeister shots last night. 😬 I ran out of toilet paper at home, and my ass is raw from using paper towels. That's the thing about paper towels, they need to make them softer for those times when you run out of toilet paper. I should have named this thread, 'Paper Towels'. 😬

Thanks for that mental image... 😑

*screams and cries*

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Naw, I haven't picked up any bitches for a while. I don't know what my problem is. I'm not on top of my game lately. 😬

It happens sometimes. I myself have been trying to stay out of a relationship but, then again my predicament is by choice and yours is cause you're a loser.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
It happens sometimes. I myself have been trying to stay out of a relationship but, then again my predicament is by choice and yours is cause you're a loser.ermm

Oh, I totally agree. 🙂

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Oh, I totally agree. 🙂

I'm sure you'll find someone you're too hilarious to be alone.😛

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I've been blasting ass all day. Probably from driking too many Rock Star/Jaggermeister shots last night. 😬 I ran out of toilet paper at home, and my ass is raw from using paper towels. That's the thing about paper towels, they need to make them softer for those times when you run out of toilet paper. I should have named this thread, 'Paper Towels'. 😬

Show of hands, does anyone care about the many things that go in and out of TH's ass?

*doesn't raise his hand*

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Naw, I haven't picked up any bitches for a while. I don't know what my problem is. I'm not on top of my game lately. 😬

Yeah buddy , confidence is lacking isn't it, if you go to long sometimes that confidence thing shows and you end up acting like Mike from Swingers!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Show of hands, does anyone care about the many things that go in and out of TH's ass?

*doesn't raise his hand*

Did he tell you the story about the candles?ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm sure you'll find someone you're too hilarious to be alone.😛

I'm thinking of moving to LA next year, closer to Hollywood. Maybe I'll meet her there.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Show of hands, does anyone care about the many things that go in and out of TH's ass?

*doesn't raise his hand*

Wow, that was just amazing! 😱

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I'm thinking of moving to LA next year, closer to Hollywood. Maybe I'll meet her there.

No.. I don't live there. ermm