Master Ass Blaster!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well I'm pretty sure his tongue will be in me later.mhm

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That's fine.... if you like to be sloppy seconds....

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Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
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That's fine.... if you like to be sloppy seconds....

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Trust me the minute I found out he was with you I had him tested and cleaned inside and out.😐

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Behold!!!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Trust me the minute I found out he was with you I had him tested and cleaned inside and out.😐

When I found out he had been with you I had him committed.. 😐

He was obviously seriously deranged... crazy

So.... leftright

Wanna make out? 😕

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
When I found out he had been with you I had him committed.. 😐

He was obviously seriously deranged... crazy

So.... leftright

Wanna make out? 😕

Crazy in love.mhm

passion

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I've been blasting ass all day. Probably from driking too many Rock Star/Jaggermeister shots last night. 😬 I ran out of toilet paper at home, and my ass is raw from using paper towels. That's the thing about paper towels, they need to make them softer for those times when you run out of toilet paper. I should have named this thread, 'Paper Towels'. 😬

Originally posted by Strangelove
I know how you feel. Raw Ass Syndrome (RSS) is a scourge on the posterior of society.

Shouldn't it be RAS?ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Shouldn't it be RAS?ermm

I never even noticed.. 😂

Is Tiker stuck on the loo?
Did he flush himself away? 😕

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I never even noticed.. 😂

Is Tiker stuck on the loo?
Did he flush himself away? 😕

Boys are dumb.😂

He said his hands were busy.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Boys are dumb.😂

He said his hands were busy.ermm

yup they sure are 😂

Oh.. Is that why he needed me to email him my pic? ermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
yup they sure are 😂

Oh.. Is that why he needed me to email him my pic? ermm

They smell too.

He got you too?ermm

He told me he was gonna put me in movies.weep

Originally posted by LethalFemme
They smell too.

He got you too?ermm

He told me he was gonna put me in movies.weep

yes they are quite pungent..

He said I could be Playboy Bunny of the month!
He fooled me! weep

Originally posted by Lord Paradise
This thread makes me sick...

I agree puke

Who knew TH had a scat fetish? srug

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
yes they are quite pungent..

He said I could be Playboy Bunny of the month!
He fooled me! weep

I should have known something was weird when he measured me for my costume and then said I was gonna be naked for the whole movie.weep

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Shouldn't it be RAS?ermm

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I've been blasting ass all day. Probably from driking too many Rock Star/Jaggermeister shots last night. 😬 I ran out of toilet paper at home, and my ass is raw from using paper towels. That's the thing about paper towels, they need to make them softer for those times when you run out of toilet paper. I should have named this thread, 'Paper Towels'. 😬

What would you say if I said I loved you?

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Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well I'm pretty sure his tongue will be in me later.mhm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
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That's fine.... if you like to be sloppy seconds....

😐

Originally posted by Darth Revan
What would you say if I said I loved you?

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I guess I would say, "What is there to love?" Then I'd stare mysteriously into the distance and look as though I'm deep in thought.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I guess I would say, "What is there to love?" Then I'd stare mysteriously into the distance and look as though I'm deep in thought.

Of course you would, you dreamy bastard.

So beautiful... cry

Originally posted by Darth Revan
Of course you would, you dreamy bastard.

So beautiful... cry

And then, I'd chew on a piece of glass and drip blood from my mouth. 😊

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
And then, I'd chew on a piece of glass and drip blood from my mouth. 😊

...and then blood came out, and the rest is up to your imagination?? 😱

Preston dear, are you stoned? 😖hifty: