Stupidest quotes thread.

Post any stupid quotes you have heard someone say or you have seen online here please. HEre are some I found.

"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am."

"S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand "

"If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?! "

"One bright morning...in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. they stood back to back and faced each other drew their swords and shot eachother. the deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill those two dead boys. If u dont believe my story its true ask the blind man he saw it too!"

"Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare."

"A day without sunshine is like night"

"The NHS regret to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience."

"i swear to drunk im not God"

"Stop being so stupid.. it's my turn"

"if you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing "

some kid at my school always used to insult people by saying

"Sit up fa**ot!"

The kid was funny but I just never got it.

This is my personal favorite...

Kai Lein: "Y'alls idiots... and thats simple"

Kai Lein: "I have never... well I have... but I don't do drugs"

Originally posted by champion
Post any stupid quotes you have heard someone say or you have seen online here please. HEre are some I found.

"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am."

"S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand "

"If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?! "

"One bright morning...in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. they stood back to back and faced each other drew their swords and shot eachother. the deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill those two dead boys. If u dont believe my story its true ask the blind man he saw it too!"

"Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare."

"A day without sunshine is like night"

"The NHS regret to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience."

"i swear to drunk im not God"

"Stop being so stupid.. it's my turn"

"if you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing "

working at a cab company, i have had some doozies. a customer called and reported she was blind but could see the cab and asked us to tell him to come down the hill to the woman wearing blue jeans.

LOL

Robert F. Kennedy,said this to his wife directly after he was shot and seconds before he fell into a coma, "Is someone hurt?"

"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill and eat their family." -Impediment

Originally posted by champion
Post any stupid quotes you have heard someone say or you have seen online here please. HEre are some I found.

"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am."

"S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand "

"If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?! "

"One bright morning...in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. they stood back to back and faced each other drew their swords and shot eachother. the deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill those two dead boys. If u dont believe my story its true ask the blind man he saw it too!"

"Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare."

"A day without sunshine is like night"

"The NHS regret to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience."

"i swear to drunk im not God"

"Stop being so stupid.. it's my turn"

"if you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing "

Originally posted by Spartan005
This is my personal favorite...

Kai Lein: "Y'alls idiots... and thats simple"

Kai Lein: "I have never... well I have... but I don't do drugs"

😆

Originally posted by Spartan005
This is my personal favorite...

Kai Lein: "Y'alls idiots... and thats simple"

Kai Lein: "I have never... well I have... but I don't do drugs"

"All I thought to be true about wolves turned out to be false. So why do i love them so? That, my friend, I do not know."

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"God has no place in these walls, just like facts have no place in an organised religion"

"I made a typo, bif deal."

"They ask me what the future would be like, well imagine this, a boot stepping down on the human face, forever"

Yeah, I stole those from people's sigs. 😛 (I kinda messed up the last one.)

*points to american flag*

The colors don't run.

THE WORLD.

" Rapists, are looking for sex right? Take em to a brothel." -- lod xyz

*A large truck is stuck under an overpass and this cop walks up and asks the driver if his truck is stuck.*

Tommy: Ah. Just smell that fresh air.
Tara: No.
Tommy: SMELL IT!
Tara: NO!

I always found them to be one of the most unfunny duos I've ever seen, yet for some reason that made me laugh.

LOL

"Post any stupid quotes you have heard someone say or you have seen online here please. HEre are some I found."

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"Never ever do that again."

why? they always say that... though they know it really has no use coz usually you do it again anyway...

"Odin pwns ye all"

Joe- "Hey Joe...I mean.......Glenn"