Stupidest quotes thread.

Started by R8#@NG!G@8 pages

Originally posted by Dreampanther
Nobody in Rugby should be called a genius

>> "Nobody in Rugby should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Jono Gibbs - Chiefs

>> "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." - Rodney So'ialo - Hurricanes, on University

>> "You guys line up alphabetically by height." and "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." - Colin Cooper - Hurricanes head coach

>> Chris Masoe (Hurricanes) on whether he had visited the Pyramids during his visit to Egypt: "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."

>> "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." - Colin Cooper on Paul Tito

>> Kevin Senio (Auckland), on Night Rugby vs Day Games "It's basically the same, just darker."

>> David Nucifora (Auckland) talking about Troy Flavell, I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'David, I don't know and I don't care.'
(I actually like this one)

>> David Holwell (Hurricanes) when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to reach for 150 or 200 points this season, whichever comes first."

>> "Andy Ellis - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago"(Murray Mexted - former Wellington player and commentator)

>> "Colin has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator." (Ma Nonu)

>> "We actually got the winning try three minutes from the end but then they scored." (Phil Waugh, Warratahs)

>> "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." (Jerry Collins)

>> "That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical." (Tony Brown)

>> "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Tana Umaga)

>> "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in rugby - but none of them serious." (Doc Mayhew)

>> "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."(Anton Oliver)

>> "I would not say he (Rico Gear) is the best left winger in the Super 14, but there are none better." (Murray Mexted)

>> "I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." (Ewan McKenzie)

>> Murray Deaker: "Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?"Tana Umaga: "On what ?"

>> "Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."(Murray Mexted)

>> "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."(Murray Mexted)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😆

Aussie rugby is clearly better.

my principal at an assembley called us
"aggots around an ashcan"
priceless

"Maggots"

Not what I was hoping, but i think I cleared the air.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
"Maggots"

Not what I was hoping, but i think I cleared the air.


no he said "aggots" and "ashcan"