You know what this world needs?

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You know what this world needs?

A massive elder black goat as old as time itself. Maggots pulsating out of the edges of his encrusted mouth, and parasites in the shape of republicans draining it's stamina with their jagged nozzle like mouths. This massive goat monstrosity shall show you the future by staring at it's eyes blankly, however, after realizing your demise, he shall impale you with a sickle potruding from one of his pus filled boils.

I was thinking love sweet love.in_love

Re: You know what this world needs?

Originally posted by Scythe
A massive elder black goat as old as time itself. Maggots pulsating out of the edes of his encrusted mouth, and parasites in the shape of republicans draining it's stamina with their jagged nozzle like mouths. This massive goat monstrosity shall show you the future by staring at it's eyes blankly, however, after realizing your demise, he shall impale you with a sickle potruding from one of his pus filled boils.
I...........agree? 😑

I don't. ermm

Forever cross with this twisted existance, this demi-goat shall personally mind sweep all underaged teens into forcing them to act their age. Meaning, farewell to sexually confused maggot bound pre-teens and teens. Cry, yes, cry, cry, I shall make salted ice cream from your tears along with Hello Kitty.

Originally posted by Captain REX
I don't. ermm

With me or him?ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
With me or him?ermm

I doubt he means you...

Originally posted by LethalFemme
With me or him?ermm

I prefer the sweet lovin' to dying at the hands of a demi-goat. 😱

This world needs a harbinger desparetly...

A harbinger of what?

What the world needs now is love sweet love!jminlove

Of everything, a Jack of all trades harbinger. Rot, disease, famine, ethnical cleansing, unforgiving harbinger, who happens to also be a binger, of valuable orphan blood.

The Renaissance Harbinger? ermm

Originally posted by Scythe
I doubt he means you...

True I am lick able likable.ermm

Originally posted by Captain REX
I prefer the sweet lovin' to dying at the hands of a demi-goat. 😱

Who's lovin?😱

Something like that, only he'll shop at the Gap...

Originally posted by LethalFemme
True I am lick able likable.ermm

Who's lovin?😱

I was made for lovin' you baby
You were made for lovin' me

😐

You'll make our savoir puke, hush.

Originally posted by Captain REX
I was made for lovin' you baby
You were made for lovin' me

😐

passion

Speaking of savoirs, can this goat run on walls and stop bullets? ermm

"This goat" doesn't need to, the sheer horror of him dressed in Gap clothing will send bad guys into a paralyzed state of coma, after having the vision of the goat walking by Old Nazy with a smirk.