You know what this world needs?

*enters a paralyzed state of coma*

Originally posted by Scythe
A massive elder black goat as old as time itself. Maggots pulsating out of the edges of his encrusted mouth, and parasites in the shape of republicans draining it's stamina with their jagged nozzle like mouths. This massive goat monstrosity shall show you the future by staring at it's eyes blankly, however, after realizing your demise, he shall impale you with a sickle potruding from one of his pus filled boils.

I'm not too sure that's what we need.

Trust me, it's exactly what we need.

Originally posted by Scythe
A massive elder black goat as old as time itself. Maggots pulsating out of the edges of his encrusted mouth, and parasites in the shape of republicans draining it's stamina with their jagged nozzle like mouths. This massive goat monstrosity shall show you the future by staring at it's eyes blankly, however, after realizing your demise, he shall impale you with a sickle potruding from one of his pus filled boils.

That's pretty disturbing. I was thinking more along the lines of a glass dildo that quirts warm murky blood. 😬

Originally posted by Scythe
A massive elder black goat as old as time itself. Maggots pulsating out of the edges of his encrusted mouth, and parasites in the shape of republicans draining it's stamina with their jagged nozzle like mouths. This massive goat monstrosity shall show you the future by staring at it's eyes blankly, however, after realizing your demise, he shall impale you with a sickle potruding from one of his pus filled boils.

Originally posted by Scythe
Trust me, it's exactly what we need.

Nah

Originally posted by Poo Face
That's pretty disturbing. I was thinking more along the lines of a glass dildo that quirts warm murky blood. 😬

That's why they call ya Poo Face!

Originally posted by Scythe
That's why they call ya Poo Face!

Wouldn't it be Blood Face? 😕