This post was quite good:
Originally posted by I Rule!
The police turn up:[b]Police:
Oh my god.... why did you kill Batman?
Spider-Man: I didn't mean to.... I thought the guy had like... super powers or something
Police: What?... you mean he didn't? what happened?
Spider-Man: He just jumped out of the shadows throwing sh!t at me with no warning.
Police: So what did you do?
Spider-Man: I made fun of his suit and stuff ... you know... called him a gimp, teased him about his "boy wonder"
Police: Then what happened?
Spider-Man: He tried to kick me in the head, so I smacked him and ... well.... his head kinda.... exploded
Police: Damn!
Spider-Man: tell me about it... I'm gonna be cleaning chunks of brain out of my costume for weeks
Police: Ah well... if he was just gonna keep attacking people, this was bound to happen sooner or later.
Spider-Man: This kind of thing never happens to DareDevil... [/B]
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Some venting in the pider-Man vs Wolverine thread.
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Spiderman KILLS Wolverine. He kills Deathstrike, Sabertooth, Wolverine, Deadpool, and X-23! Get it through your ****ing heads you ****ing Wolverine ****ing fanboys! "Well he survived an atomic bomb." SO WHAT?!?!?! Spiderman beat someone who causes automic explosions with his God damned hand! Jeez! Wolverine only major feats are PIS. Wolverine has faced Spidey three times, and two out of three were 100% wins. The other one was pretty much a tie(PIS). A TIE! Wolverine's best was a tie that was PIS! Go back to your basements and stop ruining every single thread here!Rhino vs. Captain America: "Wolverine comes in and kills them."
Wolverine vs. Marvel Godzilla: "Wolverine slices him to bits."
Wolverine vs. AMAZO!: "Wolverine cuts him open."Christ! What the hell is the matter with you fanboys? Wolverine is a pussy! That is all you need to know.
Originally posted by SoujaboyWait, where are your two usernames?
Yes I am somebody, you know posters know me they realize I'm a member here. Who are you, oh yea I forgot, nobody.I sound like a dumbass, ok. 😛
Actually if you weren't a noob, you would know that I've had two usernames, and this is my second. That equates to me being here longer than 6 months. How long have you been here again?
BTW you must be nobody it you can't even be acknowledged on the INTERNET. 😎
Has this one already been posted?
Originally posted by carver9
If your not on superman level, I dont think that theres anyone that is to much for logan and if he did manage to bump into superman one day and they begin to fight he will go down but I dont think that it would be easy. In the wizard magazine they had wolverine vs superman, the writer stated that the only way superman is going to take wolverine down is by killing him because wolverine is going to keep coming because he's basically unstoppable.
Here's another good one! Someone giving IRON MAN the versatility advantage over Kyle Rayner.
Originally posted by Innerhype
1. Speed and reflex advantage. Tony uses his armor and all other tech in the world at the speed of thought.2. Experience. If we're talking about Kyle than many more years worth, Tony also walks all over any Dr. Spectrum who basically uses the same exact power and can do what any GL does.
3. Smarter. Tony makes up what he lacks in muscle in this department, can bust out just about any thing to counter any thing on the fly. See the result of Sentry trying to beat Iron Man.
4. Versatility. GL can do anything with his ring. Iron Man can do damn near anything with his armor(s), throw in the fact that Tony can control millions of other things in the world that can be weaponized against GL at the same time and Tony takes this department too.
5. Iron Man is top-tier. Might not be acceptable by some but very true.