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Originally posted by Sub_Mariner
Agreed, first he is getting owned by deers.

Then he is surviving nukes.

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First off it was an Elk

and secondly he's never survived a nuke, it was napalm.

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Ah, I would have so much material for this thread from "Wolverine VS Superman", "Wolverine VS Dock Ock", "Wolverine VS Sub-Mariner", "Storm VS Sub-Mariner", "Storm VS Iron Man" and "Wolverine VS Spider-Man" threads...plus "Wolverine 45" thread probably consists the longest run of Wolvertooth ownings ever made...dig up those threads and find some funny shit.

This is probably one of the most pathetic rebuttals ever...all that text without proving anything at all.

Originally posted by montrail
🙄 Dang, you just don't get it do you? I havent given up, its just pointless to argue about a person who storm can beat 😆 . She's just too powerful. And thats something you'll have to deal with. As for your little friends, give up. Storm wins. Just had to tell ya'll that before ya'll have a fit because I proven ya'll wrong constantly 😉 .

And heres a little reminder of what REAL power is before I leave this non useless-storm already has this fight-thread:
http://img163.imageshack.us/my.php?image=possibilites0dv.jpg

Memorize that the next time you think Namor could even beat Storm..thats RAW INFINITE power. Now you little "Namor worrshipers" go play along and get proved wrong in some other thread that'll just think your crazy as you sound. Peace out, 😎

Yeah, and after collective owning for 37 pages in this thread:
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=327846&perpage=20&highlight=&pagenumber=1

She posts:

Originally posted by montrail
You know. Handoffate is a friend of mine and he left becaue he said it was pointless to debate with you all. I decided I am leaving this thread as well (4 good this time,lol). But I am notleaving because of ahte or anything, but because of the simple fact that...it is impossible to debate with people who cannot except the truth and use coomon sense (not everyone).

Oh, and I think this quote is the best at describing how goddamn thick fanboys used to be at 2005 (The golden age of Wolverine fanboys):

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
After 59 pages, we have finally convinced them...

Originally posted by V for Valentine
First off it was an Elk

and secondly he's never survived a nuke, it was napalm.

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I believe current references to Wolverine 'Surviving a Nuke' mean Wolvies vaporisation and subsequent regeneration from Nitro's explosion.

Dont ask me how it's a nuke though , it's never stated on panel (that I've seen) that Nitro's blasts equal a nuclear explosion.

Originally posted by Big Sexy
😆 What I find funny is that people always consider a Wolverine fan to be completely oblivious to logic yet their is some basis to their argument's. Cap it Up has plenty of scans to back himself in debates but the problem is the character. Wolverine is all over the place when it comes to feats. I rarely speak on a Wolverine debates because his high end feats and low end are so far apart its ridiculous.
It's all good until they say things like him being faster than Spiderman.

Superman is even worse because he doesn't even have stats. He's immune to k-nite, magic, and everything nowadays. It's not even worth bothering anymore.

Originally posted by grey fox
I believe current references to Wolverine 'Surviving a Nuke' mean Wolvies vaporisation and subsequent regeneration from Nitro's explosion.

Dont ask me how it's a nuke though , it's never stated on panel (that I've seen) that Nitro's blasts equal a nuclear explosion.


It had the same result as a nuke would (burned down to a skeleton), so it didn't really matter in the end.

Originally posted by Big Sexy
😆 What I find funny is that people always consider a Wolverine fan to be completely oblivious to logic yet their is some basis to their argument's. Cap it Up has plenty of scans to back himself in debates but the problem is the character. Wolverine is all over the place when it comes to feats. I rarely speak on a Wolverine debates because his high end feats and low end are so far apart its ridiculous.

Yeah, the problem just is that they base him to his high feats...but when it comes to other characters, it's all for low showings.

Originally posted by Accel
It had the same result as a nuke would (burned down to a skeleton), so it didn't really matter in the end.

Aye, its like if someone shot you in the head with a pistol and you died. And then went back in time (trivial I know) and shot you in the head with an AK-47, it wouldnt make a difference, you'd still die.

But I doubt Nitro=Nuke though, he doesnt seem powerful enough and the huge percentage of people when they are making the "surviving a nuke" analogy are talking about that stupid Venom thing where he was fine and his clothes survived..somehow.

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Yeah, the problem just is that they base him to his high feats...but when it comes to other characters, it's all for low showings.
I love how a "characters" stats don't matter with Wolverine, but they do when it makes other characters look bad.

This one was from comic books. 😄

Originally posted by Logan87
Well cordera makes a thread about who is an asswhole, and probally expects not to get burned. Well Cordera you are an asswhole, and C17 is just a wannabe asswhole, thats why he does what you tell him, like a little dog. Oh yeah and remember you DID ASK WHO IS A BIGGER ASS. You asked, and I gave you my answer. Ok again, you asked, and I gave you my answer, so I don't want you to cry or anything. I know, how about you make another thread, to feed your ego. I have an Idea for the name. Title it "Who thinks Cordera is the greatest" and then put a poll, and when you see anyone click you are the greatest, then you shall be satisfied.

Oh yeah no hard feelings. I love both of you guys, as friends, but it might seem otherwise.

This one isnt from KMC, its from IGN, however its still hilarious

OK SERIOUSLY the GREATEST SUPER HERO and X-Men of all time WOLVERINE LOSE to the BLACK PANTHER come on seriously WOLVERINE LOSE A FIGHT get DA **** OUTA here seriously WOLVERINE does not LOSE no matter who he fights come on the ONLY ONE WHO COULD give him a run for his moneu is MAGNETO the second GREATEST X-Men ever seriously (he's just a little misunderstood)

- Durim

Originally posted by Sub_Mariner
I know, but the day Grimm get's owned off a fanboy, i laugh, then cry, then have mixed emotions. 😐
I have read his posts and he is quite a fanboy. A 3 I would say. But he can be a 2.

Heres a good one, talking about how everything in marvel comics today came from the Phoenix:

Originally posted by GalacticStorm
Everything youre reading in 616 comics today is the fruition of Jeans work.

huh since when 😕

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This is what a guy called Mighty Adam sent me.


mighty adam wrote on Oct 25th, 2006 08:41 PM:
who do you you think you are talking to your new here. you need to shut the **** up and stay in you lil place ok. no one knows you are want to know so watch what you say noob.

From the Wolverine vs Superman thread. Golden:

Originally posted by Dreampanther
Wolverine is so much faster than Superman, he will reach into Superman's chest and rip out his beating heart and show it to him, and smile as the life slowly fades from Superman's eyes.

Wolverine is so much stronger than Superman, he will punch him back into time, so far back into time that Superman will never even have been born.

Wolverine is so invulnerable, he will use Superman's heat vision as a tanning ray.

Wolverine is so tough, when Superman punches him, Superman's fist will shatter into a million pieces, like a crystal glass that has been dropped from the top of the highest building in the world.

Wolverine will sneeze, and the bacteria that sprays out will form into the most deadly form of Kryptonite ever known in the history of the existing universe, turning Superman's bones into an oozing liquid, so that his body will slowly dissolve into a puddle of slime.

Wolverine can beat Superman blindfolded, with both hands tied behind his back and both his legs amputated. He will just bite Superman on the ankle and Superman will die from blood-poisoning.

Superman's parents never threatened him with the boogeyman when he was a bad little boy - instead, they showed him a picture of Wolverine.

Wolverine destroyed the planet Krypton, in a fit of pique, because he had heard that Walker, Texas Ranger, had not been renewed for the next season.

"Who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris was once asked.
"Wolverine," he answered.

Wolverine’s senses are so sharp, he can hear Superman’s thoughts, and knows what he is going to do before he even knows it himself.

Wolverine knows all the martial arts in all the galaxies, and in fact, had developed many of them himself. He can put Superman in a wrestling hold and snap his neck like a twig.

Wolverine taught Mr Spock the Vulcan neck-pinch and will gladly demonstrate it on Superman.

These are only the merest fraction of Wolverine's powers, because he is the reincarnation of Shiva, the Destroyer, shatterer of worlds, death itself.

Merely to look upon the magnificence of Wolverine would mean permanent, irrevocable blindness for Superman.

Wolverine could fly, if he wanted to, but he prefers pouncing on his helpless, doomed prey.

Wolverine would lock Superman up in a box at the bottom of his bed, and use him as a gimp, except he already has Thanos and Odin locked up there.

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Originally posted by Kang16
I have read his posts and he is quite a fanboy. A 3 I would say. But he can be a 2.

And you are...😐

Seriously, your credibility here = pants

Originally posted by Kang16
This is what a guy called Mighty Adam sent me.

You should take his advice 😐

these still bring a smile to my face

Originally posted by batdude123
That's because there is a lot of Cyclops fanboys too. Its just that nobody acknowledges that there are any. Other people don't want to admit that they are fanboys of Cyclops because he is a wuss!
Originally posted by batdude123
There wouldn't be a huge 100+ page comic book about Wolverine fighting the entire X-Men (including Cyclops) at the same time only for him to lose! Keep in mind that this is part of a series, so he definitely doesn't lose this fight. Doesn't Wolverine look awesome in that picture?
Originally posted by batdude123
Get over the fact that Wolverin is better!!!!

so.....have I been posted here yet?

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