My lava lamp sucks ass.

Started by =Tired Hiker=2 pages

My lava lamp sucks ass.

My new house mate let me put his lava lamp in my room, since I have the pimp room. Basically, the lamp has been on for over four hours and all it's done is create a round ball of white wax at the bottom of the hot blue liquid. There's nothing lava'y about this lamp! 😠

I bet its not even real lava, you got ripped off😠

Originally posted by Mišt
I bet its not even real lava, you got ripped off😠

😆 I should ask for my money back! 😂

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
My new house mate let me put his lava lamp in my room, since I have the pimp room. Basically, the lamp has been on for over four hours and all it's done is create a round ball of white wax at the bottom of the hot blue liquid. There's nothing lava'y about this lamp! 😠

Your roommate? When did you get a roommate? How come I've never met them?weep

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Your roommate? When did you get a roommate? How come I've never met them?weep

I said house mate. We share a house, not rooms. Do I need to spank?fish

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
😆 I should ask for my money back! 😂

Sue them for not putting in real lava, you can make millions ✅

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Your roommate? When did you get a roommate? How come I've never met them?weep

I just moved in last night, I havent had a chance to tell anyone yet😊

Originally posted by Mišt
Sue them for not putting in real lava, you can make millions ✅

I just moved in last night, I havent had a chance to tell anyone yet😊

Mist, my house mate gave it to me for free to put in my room for now. . . . should I still sue him??

Oh yeah, and Mist, I left the hot tub on and those strippers next door are coming over, but I gotta get up early, so keep them entertained, kapeesh? 😄

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I said house mate. We share a house, not rooms. Do I need to spank?fish

Is he better than me?cry

Originally posted by Mišt
Sue them for not putting in real lava, you can make millions ✅

I just moved in last night, I havent had a chance to tell anyone yet😊

Wait you're the new house mate? Nevermind.😊

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Is he better than me?cry

How'd I know? I've never had sex with you. 😮 😖hifty: 😐 🥷

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Mist, my house mate gave it to me for free to put in my room for now. . . . should I still sue him??

Oh yeah, and Mist, I left the hot tub on and those strippers next door are coming over, but I gotta get up early, so keep them entertained, kapeesh? 😄

Yes, he gave you a lava lamp that did not contain real lava, it was wrong of him to do so 😠

Ok 😄 But LethalFemme keeps stealing my stuff, I think she shouldnt be allowed back in again disgust

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Is he better than me?cry
Wait you're the new house mate? Nevermind.😊

Naturally Im better than you😊

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
How'd I know? I've never had sex with you. 😮 😖hifty: 😐 🥷

So you've slept with him? OMFG how could you?crybaby

Originally posted by Mišt
Ok 😄 But LethalFemme keeps stealing my stuff, I think she shouldnt be allowed back in again disgust

Naturally Im better than you😊

Screw you ***** I'm not a stripper I'm a Madam.mhm

Well you have mastered the one art I dare not try of taking things in the ass and I know TH loves this art the most.weep

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So you've slept with him? OMFG how could you?crybaby

I thought he was patio furniture, I couldn't help it. 😮

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I thought he was patio furniture, I couldn't help it. 😮

Well Mist is bony like patio furniture. I guess I can see how you easily got the two confused.hug

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well Mist is bony like patio furniture. I guess I can see how you easily got the two confused.hug

Boney patio furniture? Hoo'd a thunk? 😕

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Screw you ***** I'm not a stripper I'm a Madam.mhm

Well you have mastered the one art I dare not try of taking things in the ass and I know TH loves this art the most.weep

***** please, we all know it only takes one look at my boobs and you're willing to do anythingmhm

Bah I cant be bothered thinking of something intelligent and witty to reply with so Im leaving you with this smilie to express my feelings na

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Boney patio furniture? Hoo'd a thunk? 😕

Wait if it wasn't that than what was it.cry

Originally posted by Mišt
***** please, we all know it only takes one look at my boobs and you're willing to do anythingmhm

Bah I cant be bothered thinking of something intelligent and witty to reply with so Im leaving you with this smilie to express my feelings na

***** first of all your fake breast are lopsided.

When have you ever thought of anything intelligent and witty?mhm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
***** first of all your fake breast are lopsided.

When have you ever thought of anything intelligent and witty?mhm

Its not my fault if the surgeon sneezed while performing the operationdisgust God, rub it in why dont youdisgust And yes, I do want you to rub itdodgy

Well whenever I reply to your posts, by comparison anything I say is witty and intelligent. doped

Originally posted by Mišt
Its not my fault if the surgeon sneezed while performing the operationdisgust God, rub it in why dont youdisgust And yes, I do want you to rub itdodgy

Well whenever I reply to your posts, by comparison anything I say is witty and intelligent. doped

Get the oil.ermm

Only cause you used the words witty and intelligent.doped

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well you have mastered the one art I dare not try of taking things in the ass and I know TH loves this art the most.weep

That just ain't right. 😬