My lava lamp sucks ass.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That just ain't right. 😬

So you don't enjoy shoving things in Mist's ass which is also known as the black hole of no return?😱

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Get the oil.ermm

Only cause you used the words witty and intelligent.doped

I bought a new one, its scentedermm

That was so lame I felt embarrassed for you doped

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That just ain't right. 😬

Yeah, report her for harassment😬

Welp, I unplugged the lava lamp. It was the most uneventful experience of my life. Watching my pee foam was more exciting in comparison. 😬

Sue the bastards for your heartache and emotional strain that has caused you to lose concentration on your work and social life😠

Originally posted by Mišt
Sue the bastards for your heartache and emotional strain that has caused you to lose concentration on your work and social life😠

Good call. Tomorrow, I will find me a lava lamp lawyer. Justice will be served! 😉

Hey you should just buy a volcano 😱 More lava, and theres no electricity costs 😱

Originally posted by Mišt
Hey you should just buy a volcano 😱 More lava, and theres no electricity costs 😱

Damn, I couldn't find anyone selling volcanoes, but there is this one guy who says he'll sell me a bridge! ✅ *cashes check*

They are selling Fake Lava? Outrageous.

Tired Hiker, You should write a letter to them 😠

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
My new house mate let me put his lava lamp in my room, since I have the pimp room. Basically, the lamp has been on for over four hours and all it's done is create a round ball of white wax at the bottom of the hot blue liquid. There's nothing lava'y about this lamp! 😠

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
They are selling Fake Lava? Outrageous.

Tired Hiker, You should write a letter to them 😠

I would, but I have no hands! 😖

Originally posted by amity75
I like it when the wax makes aborted alien foetus shapes as it's heating up 😊

I was given a lava lamp for Christmas and yes it is a real Lava Lamp. It uses a 25 watt bulb and it completely sucks ass. It is the most lethargic piece of crap I have ever seen. How come I'm the only one to notice that this thing just does not work? I know that they're phasing out incandescent bulbs. is that what Lava has been reduced to?

The lava lamp needs to be aroused!!!

I said house mate.