Top 10 Reasons For Being...

...Belgian

1. You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly.
2. If other countries want to fight a war, they' ll do it in your country.
3. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.
4. You are either:[list][*]like the Dutch, just less efficient.
[*]like the French, just less romantic.
[*]like the Germans, just less intelligent.[/list]5. Decent fries, real mayonnaise, great chocolate, the best beer. Need I say more?
6. No one knows anything about you, except for the Dutch and the French, and they make fun of you.
7. More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.
8. You can drive like a maniac on the road, and nobody cares.
9. All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders.
10. Face it. It' s not really a country, is it?

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Imaginary famous countrymen? 😂

This reminds me of a beer Ive had that I think is Belgian... its called Blue Moon... it has a coconut / orangie taste... not bad really.

Blue Moon is good wheat beer. It's even better if you squeeze and orange slice into it and drop it in the drink.

I'm Belgian

Originally posted by Impediment
Blue Moon is good wheat beer. It's even better if you squeeze and orange slice into it and drop it in the drink.

We do not make fun of Belgians... oh wait.

I thought this thread was called
" Top 10 Reasons For Being...

...Bloigen"

I am very disappointednahuh

That's what she said ermm

Clearly you are blindermm

Clearly you don't get the sexual innuendo doped
I won't quote it so you can slink away with some dignity still.

Chocolate droolio

You are boring me.yawn

Originally posted by Mišt
You are boring me.yawn

Awwww just 'cause you hear that all the time doesn't mean you have to adopt it petpet

I only use it when I talk to youdoped

I am eating cookies

you forgot one, if either france, neatherland or germany have a war they consider belgium the fast track or freeway in europe to other countrys because belguim offer no resistance 😄

Originally posted by Storm
[b]...Belgian

1. You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly.
2. If other countries want to fight a war, they' ll do it in your country.
3. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.
4. You are either:[list][*]like the Dutch, just less efficient.
[*]like the French, just less romantic.
[*]like the Germans, just less intelligent.[/list]
5. Decent fries, real mayonnaise, great chocolate, the best beer. Need I say more?
6. No one knows anything about you, except for the Dutch and the French, and they make fun of you.
7. More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.
8. You can drive like a maniac on the road, and nobody cares.
9. All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders.
10. Face it. It' s not really a country, is it?

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. [/B]

ermm..

as for here...
Ad. 2
same here

Ad. 7
we have more during one day, unfortunatelly.

Ad. 8
following road-laws would make you unable to get anywhere on time.

oh.. and everyone laughs at us.

so don't worry. 🙂

pointandlaugh

Im of French decent so...pointandlaugh