Top 10 Reasons For Being...

Started by Mišt3 pages

Im of Bloigen descent barker

Who's the mother ermm

Im not entirely sure, theres 3 potentialsermm

No wonder you're such a whore ermm
It's in your genes.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Who's the mother ermm

I thought that Bloigens reproduced asexually?

Originally posted by Storm
[b]...Belgian

1. You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly.
2. If other countries want to fight a war, they' ll do it in your country.
3. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.
4. You are either:[list][*]like the Dutch, just less efficient.
[*]like the French, just less romantic.
[*]like the Germans, just less intelligent.[/list]5. Decent fries, real mayonnaise, great chocolate, the best beer. Need I say more?
6. No one knows anything about you, except for the Dutch and the French, and they make fun of you.
7. More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.
8. You can drive like a maniac on the road, and nobody cares.
9. All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders.
10. Face it. It' s not really a country, is it?

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. [/B]

You forgot the waffles droolio

That Belgian wheat beer is horrible tho, srsly leave the beer making to the dutch, zee germans, or los mejicanos.

belgium

Originally posted by Mišt
I thought this thread was called
" Top 10 Reasons For Being...

...Bloigen"

I am very disappointednahuh


Top 10 reasons for being Bloigen

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😛 😉

Originally posted by RZA
That Belgian wheat beer is horrible tho, srsly leave the beer making to the dutch, zee germans, or los mejicanos.

The pleasures Belgian beers offer have been truly explored by only a discerning minority of drinkers. You' re not one of them I' m afraid 😛

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
[b]Top 10 reasons for being Bloigen

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😛 😉
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.[/color] [/B]

😆

ermmsrug

Originally posted by Storm
The pleasures Belgian beers offer have been truly explored by only a discerning minority of drinkers. You' re not one of them I' m afraid 😛

Oh but believe me, I have a pretty extensive drinking resume. Guess you'll just have to take my word for it. 😉

Btw, DHT sucks. Roxette still rules 🤘

Sorry but it needed to be said.

Oh yeah one last thing, what does this mean...

Originally posted by Storm
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

something about the OTF? I'm too lazy to use babelfish right now.

It's latin...I could get my younger bro to translate it but he's at basketball right now 😛

Me no speaka de Latin.

Not many ppl do hun 😛

All I remember is: Veni Vidi Vici.

^
My Latin is a bit rusty but if I remember correctly I think it translates to...I came...I saw...I bought a brand new pair of pants on sale?😕

Try: I came I saw I conquered

I came, I saw, I took $4 and ran.crazy

Originally posted by RZA

something about the OTF? I'm too lazy to use babelfish right now.

Therefore, I conclude the OTF must be destroyed 🙄
It's a line spoken by Cato in reference to Carthage, Carthago delenda est.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Therefore, I conclude the OTF must be destroyed with Irene🙄

Nevah cry