Originally posted by Storm
[b]...Belgian1. You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly.
2. If other countries want to fight a war, they' ll do it in your country.
3. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.
4. You are either:[list][*]like the Dutch, just less efficient.
[*]like the French, just less romantic.
[*]like the Germans, just less intelligent.[/list]5. Decent fries, real mayonnaise, great chocolate, the best beer. Need I say more?
6. No one knows anything about you, except for the Dutch and the French, and they make fun of you.
7. More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.
8. You can drive like a maniac on the road, and nobody cares.
9. All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders.
10. Face it. It' s not really a country, is it?Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. [/B]
You forgot the waffles droolio
That Belgian wheat beer is horrible tho, srsly leave the beer making to the dutch, zee germans, or los mejicanos.
Originally posted by Mišt
I thought this thread was called
" Top 10 Reasons For Being......Bloigen"
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Originally posted by RZA
That Belgian wheat beer is horrible tho, srsly leave the beer making to the dutch, zee germans, or los mejicanos.
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Originally posted by Storm
The pleasures Belgian beers offer have been truly explored by only a discerning minority of drinkers. You' re not one of them I' m afraid 😛
Oh but believe me, I have a pretty extensive drinking resume. Guess you'll just have to take my word for it. 😉
Btw, DHT sucks. Roxette still rules 🤘
Sorry but it needed to be said.
Oh yeah one last thing, what does this mean...
Originally posted by Storm
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
something about the OTF? I'm too lazy to use babelfish right now.