srankmissingnin
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Do you write your posts in a word process and paste it on KMC, because your posts become a jumbled mess when they are quoted?
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Only... projectiles have pierced into his brain and Wolverine's had conversations about it. So it's a theory that goes to explain the obvious on-panel occurrences. Whereas your theory is a blatant straw-man trying to associate what's happened on-panel and spoken on-panel to sheer ridiculousness. Once again, assumption by association = fail. Not my fault you can't deal with on-panel evidence.
Just like my equally ridiculous theory of bullet intangibility!!! Wolverine's been shot in the brain. He has an Adamantium skull. An Adamatium skull would stop bullets. Ergo if Wolverine gets shot in the bullets must briefly become intangible before they made contact his skull! 😱
There is just as much evidence to support that asinine theory as your ridiculous "phantom bone" theory (hint: none). Your whole theory is completely baseless, you've simply jumped on a theory in order to justify these examples so that you can support your argument. There is nothing to justify, they are four isolated mistakes, and mistakes on human anatomy in general not Wolverines. The mere act of attempting to justify them insures that the theory will be ridiculous, because no rational human being would think there anything their that needs to be justified. They'd except them as mistakes on the writers part, disreguard the examples and move on... like everyone else but you.
Anyway, my argument isn't a straw-man at all, but I can see how you might see it that considering your argument is so ridiculous that it must seem like people are purposely exaggerating your points to discredit you... but I assure you its merely your stance that is really ridicules, maybe try reading your own posts. I think you'll see what I mean if you do. I mean... seriously... phantom bones? Come'on what where you thinking? I know that are going to have to come up with an ass backwards theory to support Midnighter beating Wolverine.... but phantom bones? Seriously?
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Rogue was sparring with Wolverine. And Wolverine acknowledges it and congratulates her for her tactics. And here I thought you read a lot of X-Men and Wolverine and would remember that. Spose not. You're facetious attitude only amplifies your obvious ignorance. Read the comic.
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X-Men 103, and I think maybe you are the one who should sit down and read the issue because there is nothing even resembling confirmation on Wolverine's part that Rogues "tactic," would or even could work. Rogue said she had knowledge of human anatomy (not some mythical unique Wolverine exclusive anatomy that you seem to believe in, but human anatomy), and they proved she was an imbecile in the next sentence. Awesome? I'd tell you, that you should stop talking out of your ass but I don't think you'd have much to say if you did. Read the comic again.
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
How the hell else do you establish a special weakness other than showing it repeatedly on-panel and having characters talk about it in conversations on-panel? So on-panel evidence means nothing because there's no handbook entry on it? Your failure to use logic only obviates how desperate you are to justify your IDLI, IDH garbage.
The same way a special weakness is established in EVERY OTHER COMICS SINCE THE HISTORY OF TIME? You know... by stating it maybe?
Once again - and please try your best to fallow along this time - no special weakness has been shown. What has been shown is Wolverine getting shot in the brain, he still hasn't been shown, stated or even suggested to be missing parts of his skull. He was shot in the brain because of misconceptions and ignorance surrounding human anatomy. There is nothing to rationalise, he got shot in the brain because of mistakes on the part of the writers, and since we know better we can discard those four examples with ease, especially since they are four isolated cases that have no baring on one another and each deal with a separate part of Wolverine's anatomy.
Instead of using your head you've decided to try to rationalise the irrational because it suits the argument you've decided to take in this fight. No reasoning you come up with is going to make any sense, because the examples them selves don't need to be explained. They were created under misconceptions of human anatomy under the assumption that they were accurate, and since they aren't accurate, we can ignore them. It was never the intention for the writers to suggest that Wolverine is missing sporadic pieces of his skull, if it was it would have been mentioned on panel. Writers don't give a character a built in flaw with mentioning it the comic.
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
You seriously think that scan compares to this:http://img253.imageshack.us/my.php?image=m1yx6.jpg
http://img253.imageshack.us/my.php?image=m2vv2.jpg
I can't even bring myself to insult the utter fail of such a suggestion. It's so god damned obvious how superior Midnighter's feat is to Wolverine sticking his claws into a missile... I just am speechless.
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Midnighter kicks an arterial shell. Wolverine grabs onto a missile.
Midnighter redirects an arterial shell with his kick. Wolverine pulls a missile up 90 degrees and steers it.
Perhaps you'd care to enlighten the viewers at home why they aren't comparable? After all you are the only one that knows what is really going on in the comics we all read. 🙄
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Spiderman-lite? Did you see Hawksmoor fight Regis? You even mention him... are you kidding me? Where does this utter ignorance come from?
Hawksmoor split Regis in half! ZOMG!!! 😱
Dude, that's not even close to class 20 feat. Once again, physically Hawksmoor is Spider-man lite. Do you have anything else?
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
If that's a question, here's one (and please don't be even more ignorant and downplay how strong, fast and durable they were, don't make me school you on their individual feats):http://img372.imageshack.us/my.php?image=m7yr2.jpg
http://img372.imageshack.us/my.php?image=m8ah7.jpg
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Wow Midnighter blitzed some no name canon fodder!!! Awesome! He's the best ever! 🙄
Please go ahead and school me on their individual feats. Tell me all about how they never displayed anything resembling super speed outside of flight speed. Tell me about how the only power they displayed of any merit was energy projection... and yet they decided to melee the Authority. Tell me how every member of the Authority - including Swift - was killing those "supermen" in the dozens with casually ease.
Or maybe I've forgot their awesome feats of speed and strength? Well, I'm waiting.
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
The point is, Midnighter is obviously stronger than Wolverine. And despite you trying to hate on Midnighter by suggesting he gets beaten up (he does, like when he gets kicked like this by the renegade Doctor: http://img253.imageshack.us/my.php?image=m12bu7.jpg), that doesn't change a damn thing about him having better strength feats than Wolverine. Your bias renders us speechless.
Midnighter got kicked a hundred yards? Wolverine's been punched across state lines, hell he survived being punched into orbit before he's healing factor was even written into his character.
Better strength feats then Wolverine? His best feat is smacking someone with a refrigerator. Wolverine's briefly supported the weight of an elevator with one arm. He's pushed back a car with just his arms when sandwiched between two wreaks. He's carried the Hulk like he was nothing. He's swung full grown sharks from the surface of the ocean onto the deck of a boat with out any leverage. He's hit a man under water so hard the he propelled from one end of the pool to the other and still hit the wall with enough force to crack the concrete. He's carried a moose over his shoulder. He's broken out "unbreakable" chains, and even bindings that were holding the Beast and Rogue. He steered a missile! That's just off the top of my head and doesn't even look at dudes Wolverine's layed out with just his punches (which is also a list that vastly dwarfs Midnighters).
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
PIS? Midnighter is that strong and has that much control over his body. So it's within his capabiltiies. He hasn't had a lot of appearances, so now he has to bullet-tooth every 10 appearances to be able to use it in a forum battle? Funny... I think he's only used his shuriken twice? Guess that's PIS now too. Lord. Do you even know what PIS is?
Yeah because spiting a tooth out once with the strength / speed of a bullet is the same thing as using a variety of weapons! dur
Well I look forward to you response. I'm sure it will be thought provoking and illuminating and differently not the exact same post I replied to again that doesn't address anything I've mentioned and simply restates your ridiculous theory again. 🙄