Zereil's Swing Pad

A party people in case you hadnt heard I'm now on 95 but apart from that I misse you people once again and needed to reopen my pad....come one come all...

three and a half month for the 5 left then.
still answering questions in your pad?

hmm...this should be interesting
*makes way thru crowd*

Nice couch.

*flops lazily into cushions*

*touching the couch*

real leather?

I believe they're cotton, actually.

yep still taking questions, and asking any ideas guys where I can find either 5 women without STDs to fulfill my quest or 1 to be happy with forever and meets what I'm looking for? here you'll find drinks in the mini bar behind the recliner

Is there a raging STD epidemic over there or something ?

in chelmsford?

I don't even know where Chelmsford is. It would help if you pointed.

*points to a corner with lots of STD's hanging around*

perhaps there. were they invited?

No there is no epidemic but it doesnt matter where in the world you are you have to be cautious until you are either settling down..take a test or have some proof to know your safe, taking just someones word is not always enough

I've never taken anybody's word for it. But then its been over 12 years since I had to worry about that.

ANyway there is leather, Lace and Cotton couches here jump on what you like...any way wheres the advice guys? and the ever wonderful Lady Gundark?

im still a little grrrrrrl

My advice to everyone here is to drink heavily.

Where's Mech when we need him ?

are there strawberry daquiris?

hey its my place so help yourself the Vodka is stocked in the minibar anything else go to the fridge...as for little girls..I dont do anything illegal...your ladyship what drink do you want I can mix you up one of my specials?

I'm sure Zereil has whatever you desire.

I'm a heavy ice-tea drinker. *tests the different couches*