Zereil, there's a few of us going out into London on Friday to walkabout bar in Covent Gardens which is full of Southern Hemisphere people who are pretty laid back and it's always good fun, they have a singer on normally too. They have these bars all over the country and they are always cool, I've been to the ones in London, Brighton, Cardiff and Liverpool, there must be one near chelmsford and/or Hull.
If you are up North this weekend you could cut across the country to the 3 day music festival in liverpool, it should be a good 'un this year and it's a good all day drinking session too.
If these aren't the type of things you'd be interested in you could always try a mail order bride.