Originally posted by silver_tearsYeah, u already told me.
You're a ****ing idiot you know that....🙄
Originally posted by StrangeloveB/c you all are my outlet.
Why do you constantly pick fights with us all? Honesty, IR 😬
Originally posted by Vinny ValentineVinny, you really need to shut up. 😉
Inner, You really are stupid 😬
is it comprehensible.....
Originally posted by silver_tearsThe zookeeper (we'll call him Strangelove srug) was walking through the exhibits, making sure all the little aminals were sound asleep, when he noticed that the habitat of the siberian tiger was open. Scared for his life, he ran away from the cage, when he ran into a little table with a steaming teapot, and there was the tiger, sipping at a cup.
I'm bored, entertain me people, tell me stories of circuses and elephants, or monkies and cotton candy, or sex and the police. 👀
"Would you like one?" it said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" said Strangelove.
"I'm not actually a siberian tiger, I'm really a hot woman in a costume." said the "tiger", "I've been masquerading as a tiger to get to know you better so I could seduce you." the tiger purred
She then took off the tiger suit to reveal Irene.
Irene and Strangelove promptly had wild monkey sex.
Originally posted by Strangelove
The zookeeper (we'll call him Strangelove srug) was walking through the exhibits, making sure all the little aminals were sound asleep, when he noticed that the habitat of the siberian tiger was open. Scared for his life, he ran away from the cage, when he ran into a little table with a steaming teapot, and there was the tiger, sipping at a cup."Would you like one?" it said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" said Strangelove.
"I'm not actually a siberian tiger, I'm really a hot woman in a costume." said the "tiger", "I've been masquerading as a tiger to get to know you better so I could seduce you." the tiger purred
She then took off the tiger suit to reveal Irene.
Irene and Strangelove promptly had wild monkey sex.
There was nothing promp about it babeh swank
ugh.
Originally posted by Strangeloveugh.
The zookeeper (we'll call him Strangelove srug) was walking through the exhibits, making sure all the little aminals were sound asleep, when he noticed that the habitat of the siberian tiger was open. Scared for his life, he ran away from the cage, when he ran into a little table with a steaming teapot, and there was the tiger, sipping at a cup."Would you like one?" it said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" said Strangelove.
"I'm not actually a siberian tiger, I'm really a hot woman in a costume." said the "tiger", "I've been masquerading as a tiger to get to know you better so I could seduce you." the tiger purred
She then took off the tiger suit to reveal Irene.
Irene and Strangelove promptly had wild monkey sex.
is it comprehensible.....
In a small town called KMC, two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death. They fought each other with cotton candy. Sir Sexalot fearlessly fought the Red Demon, and this was all over one thing; A Women. Irene lay naked in a cage, waiting to be rescued by a hero, a naked hero covered in cotton candy. They would then have sex for countless hours.
Sir Sexalot Won.
Sex.
The End.
Originally posted by Vinny ValentineA true happy ending touched
In a small town called KMC, two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death. They fought each other with cotton candy. Sir Sexalot fearlessly fought the Red Demon, and this was all over one thing; A Women. Irene lay naked in a cage, waiting to be rescued by a hero, a naked hero covered in cotton candy. They would then have sex for countless hours.Sir Sexalot Won.
Sex.
The End.
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
In a small town called KMC, two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death. They fought each other with cotton candy. Sir Sexalot fearlessly fought the Red Demon, and this was all over one thing; A Women. Irene lay naked in a cage, waiting to be rescued by a hero, a naked hero covered in cotton candy. They would then have sex for countless hours.Sir Sexalot Won.
Sex.
The End.
Sir Sexalot would be pantsless of course dodgy
Originally posted by Strangelove
And by "prompt" I mean there were several hours of luscious foreplay
With cotton candy? shock
That stuff tickles ermm