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Once I had sex with a female police officer next to the monkey cage at the circus, covered in cotton candy, and I could hear the elephantsdoped

Originally posted by InnerRise
How dare you madam!

How dare you!

I HAVE NO FRIENDS!!!!

I attend to keep it that way so step tghe **** back off of me. mhm

Oooohhhhhhhhhhh a pet. I'd likr a Dalmation *****. youpi

Same here, except for the friends part.

is it comprehensible.....

😐

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vincerb

Originally posted by Mišt
Once I had sex with a female police officer next to the monkey cage at the circus, covered in cotton candy, and I could hear the elephantsdoped

Perfect touched

Am i right or am i right?

Oh, im talking bout this:

Originally posted by Mišt
Once I had sex with a female police officer next to the monkey cage at the circus, covered in cotton candy, and I could hear the elephantsdoped

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by silver_tears
Perfect touched
Exactly, you d@mn hypocrite.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Exactly, you d@mn hypocrite.

is it comprehensible.....

You're a ****ing idiot you know that....

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm bored, entertain me people, tell me stories of circuses and elephants, or monkies and cotton candy, or sex and the police. 👀

🙄

Originally posted by InnerRise
Exactly, you d@mn hypocrite.

is it comprehensible.....

Why do you constantly pick fights with us all? Honesty, IR 😬

Inner, You really are stupid 😬

Originally posted by silver_tears
You're a ****ing idiot you know that....

🙄

Yeah, u already told me.
Originally posted by Strangelove
Why do you constantly pick fights with us all? Honesty, IR 😬
B/c you all are my outlet.
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Inner, You really are stupid 😬
Vinny, you really need to shut up. 😉

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm bored, entertain me people, tell me stories of circuses and elephants, or monkies and cotton candy, or sex and the police. 👀
The zookeeper (we'll call him Strangelove srug) was walking through the exhibits, making sure all the little aminals were sound asleep, when he noticed that the habitat of the siberian tiger was open. Scared for his life, he ran away from the cage, when he ran into a little table with a steaming teapot, and there was the tiger, sipping at a cup.

"Would you like one?" it said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" said Strangelove.

"I'm not actually a siberian tiger, I'm really a hot woman in a costume." said the "tiger", "I've been masquerading as a tiger to get to know you better so I could seduce you." the tiger purred

She then took off the tiger suit to reveal Irene.

Irene and Strangelove promptly had wild monkey sex.

Originally posted by Mišt
Once I had sex with a female police officer next to the monkey cage at the circus, covered in cotton candy, and I could hear the elephantsdoped

Ok, now tell us something fictional

Originally posted by Strangelove
The zookeeper (we'll call him Strangelove srug) was walking through the exhibits, making sure all the little aminals were sound asleep, when he noticed that the habitat of the siberian tiger was open. Scared for his life, he ran away from the cage, when he ran into a little table with a steaming teapot, and there was the tiger, sipping at a cup.

"Would you like one?" it said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" said Strangelove.

"I'm not actually a siberian tiger, I'm really a hot woman in a costume." said the "tiger", "I've been masquerading as a tiger to get to know you better so I could seduce you." the tiger purred

She then took off the tiger suit to reveal Irene.

Irene and Strangelove promptly had wild monkey sex.

There was nothing promp about it babeh swank

ugh.

Originally posted by Strangelove
The zookeeper (we'll call him Strangelove srug) was walking through the exhibits, making sure all the little aminals were sound asleep, when he noticed that the habitat of the siberian tiger was open. Scared for his life, he ran away from the cage, when he ran into a little table with a steaming teapot, and there was the tiger, sipping at a cup.

"Would you like one?" it said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" said Strangelove.

"I'm not actually a siberian tiger, I'm really a hot woman in a costume." said the "tiger", "I've been masquerading as a tiger to get to know you better so I could seduce you." the tiger purred

She then took off the tiger suit to reveal Irene.

Irene and Strangelove promptly had wild monkey sex.

ugh.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by silver_tears
There was nothing promp about it babeh swank
And by "prompt" I mean there were several hours of luscious foreplay

In a small town called KMC, two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death. They fought each other with cotton candy. Sir Sexalot fearlessly fought the Red Demon, and this was all over one thing; A Women. Irene lay naked in a cage, waiting to be rescued by a hero, a naked hero covered in cotton candy. They would then have sex for countless hours.

Sir Sexalot Won.

Sex.

The End.

Originally posted by InnerRise
ugh. ugh.

is it comprehensible.....

I thought you'd like that, sugarbop. 😛

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
In a small town called KMC, two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death. They fought each other with cotton candy. Sir Sexalot fearlessly fought the Red Demon, and this was all over one thing; A Women. Irene lay naked in a cage, waiting to be rescued by a hero, a naked hero covered in cotton candy. They would then have sex for countless hours.

Sir Sexalot Won.

Sex.

The End.

A true happy ending touched

Originally posted by Strangelove
I thought you'd like that, sugarbop. 😛
Ewwww, please refrain calling me that.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Ewwww, please refrain calling me that.

is it comprehensible.....

sure thing, Lumpkins

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
In a small town called KMC, two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death. They fought each other with cotton candy. Sir Sexalot fearlessly fought the Red Demon, and this was all over one thing; A Women. Irene lay naked in a cage, waiting to be rescued by a hero, a naked hero covered in cotton candy. They would then have sex for countless hours.

Sir Sexalot Won.

Sex.

The End.

Sir Sexalot would be pantsless of course dodgy

Originally posted by Strangelove
And by "prompt" I mean there were several hours of luscious foreplay

With cotton candy? shock
That stuff tickles ermm