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Started by Vinny Valentine15 pages

Originally posted by silver_tears
Sir Sexalot would be pantsless of course dodgy

With cotton candy? shock
That stuff tickles ermm

"two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death" ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
With cotton candy? shock
That stuff tickles ermm
certainly, but only pink cotton candy. Blue sucks ass

Originally posted by Strangelove
certainly, but only pink cotton candy. Blue sucks ass

Yellow's 💃!
Loves it.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
"two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death" ermm

Oh right, I just skimmed right to the Sir S part, he's a whole hunk a' man droolio

Originally posted by Strangelove
sure thing, Lumpkins
😒

is it comprehensible.....

Zookeeper Sexcapades: Part 2.

One day, after their rampant erotic festival which rocked the world and scared more than a few school children, Strangelove quit his job as a lowly zookeeper and he moved in with Irene in Canada. There was much happiness (especially at night. and in the morning. and most afternoons.).

One day Strangelove and Irene were walking down the streets of Toronto and they encountered a circus. There was much sweet sensual fun to be had, involving funnel cakes, balloon darts, and the merry-go-round. Then they came upon a dead bird on of the dirt roads throughout the fairgrounds, and they were sad.

Then they went back to the house and had glorious sex.

The End

Originally posted by Strangelove
Zookeeper Sexcapades: Part 2.

One day, after their rampant erotic festival which rocked the world and scared more than a few school children, Strangelove quit his job as a lowly zookeeper and he moved in with Irene in Canada. There was much happiness (especially at night. and in the morning. and most afternoons.).

One day Strangelove and Irene were walking down the streets of Toronto and they encountered a circus. There was much sweet sensual fun to be had, involving funnel cakes, balloon darts, and the merry-go-round. Then they came upon a dead bird on of the dirt roads throughout the fairgrounds, and they were sad.

Then they went back to the house and had glorious sex.

The End

Was it the sweet, sensual kind, in the sunshine, which is filtering through the curtains as the breeze blows them open ever so gently?

Originally posted by Strangelove
The zookeeper (we'll call him Strangelove srug) was walking through the exhibits, making sure all the little aminals were sound asleep, when he noticed that the habitat of the siberian tiger was open. Scared for his life, he ran away from the cage, when he ran into a little table with a steaming teapot, and there was the tiger, sipping at a cup.

"Would you like one?" it said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" said Strangelove.

"I'm not actually a siberian tiger, I'm really a hot woman in a costume." said the "tiger", "I've been masquerading as a tiger to get to know you better so I could seduce you." the tiger purred

She then took off the tiger suit to reveal Irene.

Irene and Strangelove promptly had wild monkey sex.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
In a small town called KMC, two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death. They fought each other with cotton candy. Sir Sexalot fearlessly fought the Red Demon, and this was all over one thing; A Women. Irene lay naked in a cage, waiting to be rescued by a hero, a naked hero covered in cotton candy. They would then have sex for countless hours.

Sir Sexalot Won.

Sex.

The End.

**** you both, mine was better. mhm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Was it the sweet, sensual kind, in the sunshine, which is filtering through the curtains as the breeze blows them open ever so gently?
no, it was rough and tumble earthshattering sex. The tender kind is for part three

Originally posted by Mišt
**** you both, mine was better. mhm
it was succinct, I'll give you that

Originally posted by Strangelove
no, it was rough and tumble earthshattering sex. The tender kind is for part three

Ah the kitchen table kind, gotcha 😮‍💨

Originally posted by silver_tears
Ah the kitchen table kind, gotcha 😮‍💨
all around the kitchen, darling naughty

Even on the floor? shock

Originally posted by silver_tears
Even on the floor? shock
No! Who do you think we are, Vinny? oh

Originally posted by Strangelove
it was succinct, I'll give you that

It was delicously sexy and erotic and you know it 😒

Originally posted by Mišt
It was delicously sexy and erotic and you know it 😒
I do sadyes

Originally posted by Mišt
It was delicously sexy and erotic and you know it 😒

petpet *with more affection than usual since he wrote the first one*

Originally posted by Strangelove
No! Who do you think we are, Vinny? oh

ermm My kitchen has lushly soft rugs.

Originally posted by silver_tears
petpet *with more affection than usual since he wrote the first one*

ermm My kitchen has lushly soft rugs.

I have rugs *points at avvy* naughty

Originally posted by silver_tears
petpet *with more affection than usual since he wrote the first one*

They all copied me weep

Originally posted by Mišt
They all copied me weep
You dare besmirch my honor, ruffian?

Originally posted by Mišt
They all copied me weep

cry glomp

Originally posted by Strangelove
I have rugs *points at avvy* naughty

Lets test 'em out ermm