Originally posted by Strangelove
certainly, but only pink cotton candy. Blue sucks ass
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
"two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death" ermm
Oh right, I just skimmed right to the Sir S part, he's a whole hunk a' man droolio
Zookeeper Sexcapades: Part 2.
One day, after their rampant erotic festival which rocked the world and scared more than a few school children, Strangelove quit his job as a lowly zookeeper and he moved in with Irene in Canada. There was much happiness (especially at night. and in the morning. and most afternoons.).
One day Strangelove and Irene were walking down the streets of Toronto and they encountered a circus. There was much sweet sensual fun to be had, involving funnel cakes, balloon darts, and the merry-go-round. Then they came upon a dead bird on of the dirt roads throughout the fairgrounds, and they were sad.
Then they went back to the house and had glorious sex.
The End
Originally posted by Strangelove
Zookeeper Sexcapades: Part 2.One day, after their rampant erotic festival which rocked the world and scared more than a few school children, Strangelove quit his job as a lowly zookeeper and he moved in with Irene in Canada. There was much happiness (especially at night. and in the morning. and most afternoons.).
One day Strangelove and Irene were walking down the streets of Toronto and they encountered a circus. There was much sweet sensual fun to be had, involving funnel cakes, balloon darts, and the merry-go-round. Then they came upon a dead bird on of the dirt roads throughout the fairgrounds, and they were sad.
Then they went back to the house and had glorious sex.
The End
Was it the sweet, sensual kind, in the sunshine, which is filtering through the curtains as the breeze blows them open ever so gently?
Originally posted by Strangelove
The zookeeper (we'll call him Strangelove srug) was walking through the exhibits, making sure all the little aminals were sound asleep, when he noticed that the habitat of the siberian tiger was open. Scared for his life, he ran away from the cage, when he ran into a little table with a steaming teapot, and there was the tiger, sipping at a cup."Would you like one?" it said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" said Strangelove.
"I'm not actually a siberian tiger, I'm really a hot woman in a costume." said the "tiger", "I've been masquerading as a tiger to get to know you better so I could seduce you." the tiger purred
She then took off the tiger suit to reveal Irene.
Irene and Strangelove promptly had wild monkey sex.
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
In a small town called KMC, two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death. They fought each other with cotton candy. Sir Sexalot fearlessly fought the Red Demon, and this was all over one thing; A Women. Irene lay naked in a cage, waiting to be rescued by a hero, a naked hero covered in cotton candy. They would then have sex for countless hours.Sir Sexalot Won.
Sex.
The End.
**** you both, mine was better. mhm