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How are babies made? Explain using the letter z atleast four times.

Originally posted by Wolflet
Did you think I was older before you found out that I was 16? 😬

Originally posted by Bloigen
How are babies made? Explain using the letter z atleast four times.

Originally posted by Strangelove
The people of Zornack Delta B have a baby-making machine called the Zany Zornack Human Infant Generator. They have a Zornack thought filter where they receive wishes for babies from Earth and they genetically engineer a fertilized egg and ship it directly to the uterus via blowdart (mental retardation is a practical joke, as are black people).

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Dear Strangelove.

hi, im back.
so hows your day going?
mines great.
i have to go shopping soon, im buying a new pair of pants and other things, but i was wondering while im out shopping i want to pick up a pair of in-souls for my boots, would you happen to know which ones are the best?

Regards, Dave_kodak.

P.S. why do i always start with "Dear Strangelove"?

Originally posted by dave_kodak
Dear Strangelove.

hi, im back.
so hows your day going?
mines great.
i have to go shopping soon, im buying a new pair of pants and other things, but i was wondering while im out shopping i want to pick up a pair of in-souls for my boots, would you happen to know which ones are the best?

Regards, Dave_kodak.

P.S. why do i always start with "Dear Strangelove"?

And for your postscript question, I don't know why you start all your posts with Dear Strangelove, maybe you liken me to Abby the advice columnist.

ahh thanks i knew i had spelt that wrong.
anywhoo once more your info has helped me out.

oh damn it i messed that one up.

ok let me re-say that,

Dear Strangelove,

ahh thanks i knew i had spelt that wrong.
anywhoo once more your info has helped me out.
I'll be sure to look for "Dr. Scholl's"

Dear Strangelove.

2 things.
1. sorry it looks like im spamming your thread.
2. im pissed why is that?

should i start my project that is due tomorrow, or wake up early and do it?

ok you win I give up!

Originally posted by KILLA420
should i start my project that is due tomorrow, or wake up early and do it?

Originally posted by dave_kodak
Dear Strangelove.

2 things.
1. sorry it looks like im spamming your thread.
2. im pissed why is that?

Will I get my braces off today?

Oh! and How do I stop my habit of slouching? 🙁

Originally posted by johnnyforever
Will I get my braces off today?

Originally posted by johnnyforever
Oh! and How do I stop my habit of slouching? 🙁

hmm I shall try that! ✅

Can Batholomew eat Cheetah girl?

Am I sexy?

Strangelove, what's my middle name?

😖hifty:

Originally posted by Strangelove
Well, by this time I bet you've already made your decision You're pissed because the world isn't your oyster like you were always told it would be