Originally posted by silver_tearsFall
What's your favourite season?
What's the farthest that pi's ever been defined to?1 beeelion digits ermm
What temperature's too cold? Too hot?85°F or higher is too hot. 0°F or lower is too cold
Why can't penguins fly?They haven't accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as their personal savior ermm
How many hours are in a year?8,760
How much do you love me?such a thing can't be measured on any meter known to man
Originally posted by RölandThey die
How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?
Why does X stand for a kiss?when you purse your lips to kiss someone, it kinds looks like an X ermm
Why does O stand for a hug?Because an O is a circle, much like a hug ermm
Why is the alphabet in that order?it was decided on after weeks of committee by delegates from each letter back in 32 B.C.E. Needless to say, the Q delegacy was not pleased.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?Because the pencil business is a social hierarchy, and the big pencil bosses don't like #2's attitude.
I've got more Strangelove! 🥷
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it?
Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?
Why do they announce power shortages on TV?
Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?