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Punkyhermy like memory in motion

why do i have "Closer" stuck in my heaD?

Impediment Endless

Do women fart? If so, why do they never do so in front of the company of men?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
why do i have "Closer" stuck in my heaD?
because it's a catchy song? Just think of a different song, it only takes a couple seconds for me. I'm like a human iPod.
Originally posted by Impediment
Do women fart? If so, why do they never do so in front of the company of men?
Yes. Because everyone farts. And they do it in company of men all the time because men will naturally assume that a it was a man that did the farting

dave_kodak Party Dave

Dear Strangelove.

if 2 cats wont stop fighting, what should be done.

Röland Masked Vigilante

What happens when 6 Germans hijack a submarine?

dave_kodak Party Dave

Originally posted by dave_kodak
i know how to fix this once and for all.

Dear Strangelove.
Who's Really To blame for this mass amount of death about to inflict all of us to are doom?

har har har... what. you said wrong thread.

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by dave_kodak
Dear Strangelove.

if 2 cats wont stop fighting, what should be done.

separate them and put them in separate rooms. And tell them what bad kitties they've been
Originally posted by Röland
What happens when 6 Germans hijack a submarine?
Cold War II
Originally posted by dave_kodak
har har har... what. you said wrong thread.
The Jews. ermm

dave_kodak Party Dave

Originally posted by Strangelove
separate them and put them in separate rooms. And tell them what bad kitties they've been Cold War II The Jews. ermm
😆

Thorinn Static Stance

What is pachenko? hm

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Thorinn
What is pachenko? hm
if you're talking about pachinko, it's a gambling game played in Japan.

If you're not, I haven't the foggiest

Eclipso Restricted

According to Chef, what is a prostitute?

dave_kodak Party Dave

Dear Strangelove.

Should i change my Question Asking line from "Dear Strangelove" to "Hello There Mr.Big Shot Know it all with an Answer for Every little thing, wanna hear a Question"?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Eclipso
According to Chef, what is a prostitute?
"A prostitute is someone who would love you
No matter who you are, or what you look like.
Yes, it's true, children.
That's not why you pay a prostitute,
No, you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards.
That's why I pays a lot for prostitutes!"

Thorinn Static Stance

Originally posted by Strangelove
if you're talking about pachinko, it's a gambling game played in Japan.

If you're not, I haven't the foggiest

Thanks. 👆

Eclipso Restricted

If given the chance, would you kick Bon Jovi in the nuts?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Eclipso
If given the chance, would you kick Bon Jovi in the nuts?
No, I like his music (the old stuff, at least)

Eclipso Restricted

I was making another south park joke.

I like most of his older stuff as well.

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Eclipso
I was making another south park joke.

I like most of his older stuff as well.

I don't watch enough South park to get every reference

Eclipso Restricted

Which Japanesse animated movie contains the character "Kamui"?