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silver_tears Senior Member

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if it's noon in China?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by silver_tears
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if it's noon in China?
About the same as a woodchuck would anywhere else

silver_tears Senior Member

What if it's monsoon season? shock

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Originally posted by silver_tears
What if it's monsoon season? shock
well then it's pretty much drowned, ain't it?

silver_tears Senior Member

They're resilient. cryoh

Shelbert Lemon ubuntu

What is the temperature outside where you live right now?

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Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
What is the temperature outside where you live right now?
around 70

Da Rev Cummin Soon

Why can't I find a god damned Job.

mitchum Restricted

Originally posted by Da Rev
Why can't I find a god damned Job.
Because you touch yourself at night.

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Da Rev
Why can't I find a god damned Job.
Because you're a dirty hippie
Originally posted by mitchum
Because you touch yourself at night.
^that also works

Shelbert Lemon ubuntu

Whats the longest case of hiccups you have experienced?

dave_kodak Party Dave

Dear Strangelove.

I could use some words in which to boost my sense of life, Do you happen to know any?

Punkyhermy like memory in motion
Originally posted by Da Rev
Why can't I find a god damned Job.
Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Whats the longest case of hiccups you have experienced?
Can't think of it offhand
Originally posted by dave_kodak
Dear Strangelove.

I could use some words in which to boost my sense of life, Do you happen to know any?

phantasmagoria
Originally posted by Punkyhermy
Why can't I find a god damned Job.
Because no one is hiring

Tattoo Senior Member

Dear Stranger Danger,

Do you think if I make it, my business would do good? (Arcada, Laser Tag, Paintball, etc)

Punkyhermy like memory in motion

dear mr. love,

i'm getting old.

what do i do?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Tattoo
Dear Stranger Danger,

Do you think if I make it, my business would do good? (Arcada, Laser Tag, Paintball, etc)

I suggest putting it in an area with higher population, but yeah, I think it would be successful.

2D_MASTER Restricted
Originally posted by Strangelove
I suggest putting it in an area with higher population, but yeah, I think it would be successful.

Stangelove, why do bad things happen to good people?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
Stangelove, why do bad things happen to good people?
Because good people attract bad people, which attract bad things, which for some reason, never happen to bad people.

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

What five members will never leave KMC? herbeyes