Ask Strangelove

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SelphieT you teasing like you do

Dr. Strangelove, why did all the dinosaurs die out?

(😂 almost typed Dr. Stranglelove)

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by SelphieT
Dr. Strangelove, why did all the dinosaurs die out?

(😂 almost typed Dr. Stranglelove)

The most common (and most probable) is the asteroid theory

Stranglelove is not the kind of love that Strangelove distributes no2

Shelbert Lemon ubuntu

Why do fools fall in love?

~Kongu_Dude~ Senior Member

srug

Impediment Endless

Why are kolaches so damn addictive? *Takes another bite of his breakfast kolache*

Blanka I has a titlez

why is kool aid spelled with a k

Ultraman Baltan Restricted

Why did Kongu Dude rip off your idea?

Inspectah Deck life is a dream
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Why am I a million times better than Inspectah Deck?

because you're not

~Da Rev~ Cummin Soon

Why the **** am I so cold?

Ultraman Baltan Restricted
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
because you're not

Why can't you capitalize?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Why do fools fall in love?
"Wise men say only fools rush in, but I can't help falling in love with you" That's about as clear as I can make it srug
Originally posted by Impediment
Why are kolaches so damn addictive? *Takes another bite of his breakfast kolache*
After looking up what a kolache is, it sounds pretty tasty. That's probably why it's addictive. You ever hear of something addictive that sucks? Oh wait...
Originally posted by Blanka
why is kool aid spelled with a k
To make it 'kooler'
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Why did Kongu Dude rip off your idea?
He did? That rat bastard 😠
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Why the **** am I so cold?
Because you live in Michigan, and it's late October

RocasAtoll Senior Member

Why does my kid cry at 3 am?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
because you're not
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Why can't you capitalize?
Both of you, shut the f**k up or getout1

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by RocasAtoll
Why does my kid cry at 3 am?
Because he/she is a baby and that's what they do

RocasAtoll Senior Member

Why does my car need to be locked at all times?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by RocasAtoll
Why does my car need to be locked at all times?
Because someone might steal it

RocasAtoll Senior Member

Why would they steal my car? It's nice, but why would they be so mean?

Impediment Endless

When did they stop putting cocaine in Coca-Cola?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by RocasAtoll
Why would they steal my car? It's nice, but why would they be so mean?
Because the human race are morons, by and large, so there must be measures at all times to protect from the moronity

RocasAtoll Senior Member

You are a very intelligent man. You deserve a bottle of whiskey!