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How can you effectively remove Kool-Aid stains?

Originally posted by Impediment
How can you effectively remove Kool-Aid stains?
Rub detergent or bleach (if it's a white garment) directly on the stain before washing, if I remember correctly hmm

Why do women find men with a speech impediment irresistable?

Why am I up at 2:41 am? hmm

Originally posted by Impediment
Why do women find men with a speech impediment irresistable?
I honestly can't think of an answer that isn't offensive
Originally posted by silver_tears
Why am I up at 2:41 am? hmm
same reason I'm up at almost 4 am

Me aussi 🥷

Why do I still feel like crap?
Why is my dart 01 game going up and my cricket game going down?

Originally posted by Strangelove
I honestly can't think of an answer that isn't offensive.

Go for it. I won't be offended.

Originally posted by Impediment
Go for it. I won't be offended.
Either they pity you or they think you're retarded srug
Originally posted by ThePittman
Why do I still feel like crap?
Why is my dart 01 game going up and my cricket game going down?
1) you haven't paid me my fee for answering questions and your guilt is manifesting in physical illness
2) Because your throwing arm is the only part of your body that isn't deteriorating in old age 😛

Where are my pants?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Where are my pants?
Behind the refrigerator (don't ask how I know ermm)

Why do the superhero's all wear tights?

Who is the best singer, in your opinion?

Originally posted by Strangelove
Behind the refrigerator (don't ask how I know ermm)

Nevermind how you know....how did they get behind the fridge?

Should I put Vodka on my cuts?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Nevermind how you know....how did they get behind the fridge?
*cough* lookaround

Originally posted by Thorinn
Why do the superhero's all wear tights?
Being a superhero makes you genetically predisposed to be well-endowed...and boy do they want to show that off
Originally posted by Impediment
Who is the best singer, in your opinion?
Josh Groban 😐
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Nevermind how you know....how did they get behind the fridge?
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
*cough* lookaround
ask Alex ermm
Originally posted by ThePittman
Should I put Vodka on my cuts?
doing it will clean the wound very well, but it'll sting to shit

Why are some women so into themselves

Originally posted by Marth18
Why are some women so into themselves
For the same reason some men are into themselves; good-looking people for instance. They're attractive, and people build them up as being studly or gorgeous, and after a while, people develop a certain attitude about that

I couldn't agree more, thats how my ex is becoming.....its sad to see too