Ask Strangelove

Started by Eis236 pages

Originally posted by Strangelove
Ask me anything. Go ahead. I dare you. I will answer.

I make no guarantees on the accuracy of the answers.


How many roads must a man walk down?

Originally posted by Council#13
Should I do something more reproductive with my life or just sit on KMC as usual? hmm
Originally posted by Mišt

So you're not blind... hmm

Who has the best buffalo wings in Souther California

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
Do you ever plan to have kids?
Absolutely

Whats the longest period of time you ever stayed awake?
26+ hours

What time is it where you are?
currently it's 1:14 in the afternoon, but you asked the question at about 5am

What is the main reason you like the movie Dr. Strangelove?
I like the character because his accent is so silly. I love the move because political satire is my favorite kind of movie

Why havnt you answered my question yet?

Originally posted by silver_tears
How many bite size chocolate bars can you consume before getting sick?
I don't know, I have sensitive teeth and they can't take chocolate very well, so I've never gotten very far

Why don't some men put the toilet seat down?
srug we forget, and we're insensitive prudes

Do you wear slippers around the house?
If I had slippers, I would every once in a while

How does one enjoy a cold shower?
I've taken one, before, not enjoyable at all

Originally posted by ThePittman
How did the cave men invent fire?
Prometheus gave them the secret

Why is a tomato considered a fruit?
upon briefly researching the topic, I found out three things: tomatoes are fruit, the tomato is officially classified as a vegetable in the US, and that vegetable has no scientific value, it is a culinary term

When will the earth end?
When the sun collapses and becomes a black hole

Originally posted by Mišt
Should I do something more productive with my life or just sit on KMC as usual?hmm
I usually pick KMC over doing something worthwhile srug

Originally posted by Council#13
Should I do something more reproductive with my life or just sit on KMC as usual? hmm
shock if you want to, go for it, I guess

What is the proper way to deal with stupid people?
Why do cats land on their feet?
Why do dogs land on their face?
Is Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory really just one big acid trip? hmm

Originally posted by Eis
How many roads must a man walk down?
42
Originally posted by Marth18
Who has the best buffalo wings in Souther California
I've only been to Southern California once, and I didn't have buffalo wings there, to be fair, I shouldn't answer that
Originally posted by Marth18
Why havnt you answered my question yet?
I answer all question in order

Originally posted by Röland
What is the proper way to deal with stupid people?
smile and nod, and if they won't leave, mention that you have to be somewhere and dash

Why do cats land on their feet?
They have very flexible spines

Why do dogs land on their face?
because they're dumb?

Is Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory really just one big acid trip? hmm
The movie or the place itself? I imagine Wonka put acid in the chocolate, that's why he's so popular

Would you like a fruit cup?

You avoided answering the question to Life, the Universe and Everything.

Edit - Damn it.

Why cant women in this world be more like anime women, willing and hot

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Would you like a fruit cup?
as long as there isn't any canteloupe in it, sure
Originally posted by Marth18
Why cant women in this world be more like anime women, willing and hot
because women in real life have brains

Most of them 🙄

Originally posted by Strangelove
The movie or the place itself? I imagine Wonka put acid in the chocolate, that's why he's so popular

I meant the movie. 😱

Originally posted by Strangelove I answered your question, I was not inviting you to pick at why I don't like you. As you have said several times, I believe, opinions can't be wrong. So therefore, by your own definition, I am right.

Then in opinion, I think you are a jackass and are mean to me, which you try to disprove. So by YOUR own definition, I am right.

I have never called you gay or said that you don't have talent. In fact, I have never made a personal attack against you.

Gay and talent were from people you HELPED while I was defending myself. And I think saying everyone hates me and that I am a moron is personal.

I realize that you don't believe this, but I have never said "You have no life" or "You're a piece of shit." or anything of the sort like you have. The only attacks I have made against you are based on your own posts, which is not against you as a person. That is why I say that you respond to insult disproportionately; attacking someone's internet life and their personal life are two different things.
When you say you're defending yourself, are you joking? If you were just defending yourself, I wouldn't have a problem with you. But you defend yourself and then launch an attack on the person who "insulted" you, which in some cases wasn't even the case

I am not joking. All you do is support jerks that hurt me when I fight back. Naz and Kongu are fantastic examples.

[/quote]Scottie is not immature or annoying; you just say that because he doesn't like you and you don't like him. Kongu is annoying and immature, but I tolerate him because he's fun about it, unlike you. Vinny can be immature, but he isn't annoying[/quote]

He actually told me he has no problem with me in the PM boards. Kongu is NOT fun about it. He insults me all of the time, which you are fine about. Yet when I do it, it is the end of the world.

I do not treat KMC like it's life or death. And I also don't believe that it shouldn't be fun; exactly the opposite. But there is a certain code of conduct that should be followed (read the forum rules 😉)

Like NOT BASHING PEOPLE.

So, to sum up; be civil, and I as well as everyone else on this forum will be nice(r) to you.

I try to be civil, but whenever I am, you, Scottie, Kongu, Naz, and Leo are total dicks.