Ask Strangelove

Originally posted by Scythe
Dear Strangelove,
Why is it that African-Americans are disgusted at my attempts to eat their small children? I mean come on, all it takes is $3.23 to make a nice decent sign that reads; "I am not made of chocolate!!". But instead, they expect me to explode in a vagrant display of horse-urine.
Always,
Scythe, KMC's Resident Goat

Originally posted by Strangelove
RE:Cannibalism, inexplicably, is looked down upon by the masses. I'll never understand it

Dear Strangelove,
That doesn't answer my dillemma, nor the fact that I shouldn't eat small Asian children with chop-sticks.
Always,
Scythe, KMC'S Resident Goat

Originally posted by Scythe
Dear Strangelove,
That doesn't answer my dillemma, nor the fact that I shouldn't eat small Asian children with chop-sticks.
Always,
Scythe, KMC'S Resident Goat

Originally posted by Strangelove
Well, your question was why are blacks disgusted by your attempts to eat their children. My original answer applies to the Asians as well

I have stumped you?

Did you know, the average four year old child contains 111,565,300 calories?

Originally posted by Scythe
I have stumped you?

Did you know, the average four year old child contains 111,565,300 calories?

I better start calling Jenny Craig...

le bump france

Why did you just bump your thread? 😛

Originally posted by ThePittman
Why did you just bump your thread? 😛

What kind of rugs are you giving?

Originally posted by ThePittman
What kind of rugs are you giving?

I'm not that baldyet

Originally posted by ThePittman
I'm not that baldyet

wrong hair color 😛

Why am I fond of sherbet's ice-cream?

Originally posted by Thorinn
Why am I fond of sherbet's ice-cream?

*cries!*

WHY can't i feel comfy today?!

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
*cries!*

WHY can't i feel comfy today?!

That'll be another $21

Should I eat pizza tonight?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Should I eat pizza tonight?