Ask Strangelove

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Ultraman Baltan Restricted
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
What's the point of marraige?

To bind together two people under the name of God who truly feel in love.

KILLA420 The Acid Test Awaits....

gee thanks, didnt know we had TWO strangelvoes here! smartass

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
To bind together two people under the name of God who truly feel in love.
This is not "Ask Ultraman Baltan." kindly shut the hell up doped

Impediment Endless

Why does beer always give you "the farts"?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
What's the point of marraige?
If people are totally committed to one another, they show that to each other through marriage. There's not real commitment beyond that, if you're not religious

Blax X Restricted

Is it true that guns don't kill people, but it's actually the bullet piercing your skin at a high velocity, rupturing various vital organs and arteries, eventually causing you to die from blood loss?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Blax X
Is it true that guns don't kill people, but it's actually the bullet piercing your skin at a high velocity, rupturing various vital organs and arteries, eventually causing you to die from blood loss?
well yes, that's how you die, but the why is still because of the gun.

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Impediment
Why does beer always give you "the farts"?
I'm not sure, it could be the hops

Thorinn Static Stance

Can I learn to use The Force?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Thorinn
Can I learn to use The Force?
No, you are too old

Thorinn Static Stance

weep

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

bump 🥷

Röland Masked Vigilante

Can I lose 10 lbs in a month?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Röland
Can I lose 10 lbs in a month?
If you eat healthy, eat less, exercise, and get plenty of sleep, it's possible

Punkyhermy like memory in motion

Are you not sick of the endless questions posed at you?

Röland Masked Vigilante

Why is this spaghetti I'm eating so good?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
Are you not sick of the endless questions posed at you?
Hell no, I love it. 😄
Originally posted by Röland
Why is this spaghetti I'm eating so good?
Is is made from wheat noodles? Is there meat in the sauce? Perhaps real meatballs? That would be why I'd think it was good

Kongu Dude Senior Member

Why does I have the flu? cry

Mr. Bacon Who?

why am i still awake?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Why does I have the flu? cry
Because you got infected ermmsrug
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
why am i still awake?
Because you're not tired