Ask Strangelove

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Röland Masked Vigilante

Why do you carry birdseed in your pockets? 😑

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Röland
Why do you carry birdseed in your pockets? 😑
my motives are not to be questioned! shakefist

silver_tears Senior Member

Why do stars fall down from the sky, every time, you walk by?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by silver_tears
Why do stars fall down from the sky, every time, you walk by?
I have an intense gravitational pull

silver_tears Senior Member

Why do all the girls in town, follow you around?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by silver_tears
Why do all the girls in town, follow you around?
I honestly don't know, I'm an ugly sonofagun

The Pict Defender Of The Faith

How can I meet Kate Beckinsale?

silver_tears Senior Member

Why did Bambi's mum have to die? cry

johnnyforever [.Member.]

Why Strangelove? WHY!!

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by The Pict
How can I meet Kate Beckinsale?
Star in a movie involving vampires and or werewolves. I'm sure she's in it 😛
Originally posted by silver_tears
Why did Bambi's mum have to die? cry
Because god has a plan for all of us...petpet

and the non-bullshit answer is that hunters are dicks

silver_tears Senior Member

Did you just call religion bullshit? shock

johnnyforever [.Member.]

ok, i have a question,

what does S.O.S mean? i forgot 😛

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by silver_tears
Did you just call religion bullshit? shock
You bet your luscious ass I did
Originally posted by johnnyforever
ok, i have a question,

what does S.O.S mean? i forgot 😛

It doesn't mean anything, it's just an easily recognizable sequence in Morse code

silver_tears Senior Member

Oh alright then, just so we're clear doped

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by silver_tears
Oh alright then, just so we're clear doped

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Approximately 36 cubic feet per day

The Pict Defender Of The Faith

were there dinosaurs in the garden of eden?

johnnyforever [.Member.]

Originally posted by Strangelove
It doesn't mean anything, it's just an easily recognizable sequence in Morse code
nuh uh. ❌

silver_tears Senior Member
Originally posted by Strangelove
Approximately 36 cubic feet per day

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie is that amore?

silver_tears Senior Member

In popular usage, SOS became associated with phrases such as "Save Our Ship," "Save Our Souls," "Survivors On Ship," "Save Our Sailors" "Stop Other Signals" and "Send Out Sailors". However, these phrases were a later development, most likely used to help remember the correct letters—something known as a backronym.

shrug

Wolflet Aqualibrium

Re: Ask Strangelove

Originally posted by Strangelove
Ask me anything. Go ahead. I dare you. I will answer.

I make no guarantees on the accuracy of the answers.


Darn you, I miss TinyTim now cry