Ask Strangelove

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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Are you God?
Such a question cannot be answered. If I am God and I said yes, that would make curiosity and all of the advances irrelevant. If I am God and I said no, I'd be spreading seeds of atheism. If I'm not God, then it doesn't matter what I say

Originally posted by Strangelove
Such a question cannot be answered. If I am God and I said yes, that would make curiosity and all of the advances irrelevant. If I am God and I said no, I'd be spreading seeds of atheism. If I'm not God, then it doesn't matter what I say

leftright wut? 🥷

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
leftright wut? 🥷
Exactly thumbsup

Originally posted by Strangelove
Exactly thumbsup

OK! I is smrtr now!

Why is Jeff Buckley so good?

_insert homo-erotic joke here_

Originally posted by Slay
Why is Jeff Buckley so good?

_insert homo-erotic joke here_

Because he had a beautiful singing voice

If Tuesday is green and Friday is tommorow why is our planet the third in the solar system?

How does the Press-n-Seal stuff work?

Originally posted by ThePittman
How does the Press-n-Seal stuff work?
Originally posted by ThePittman
Press-n-Seal.

I thought I'd save time.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I thought I'd save time.ermm
pitt_fist

😛

Originally posted by Strangelove
Such a question cannot be answered. If I am God and I said yes, that would make curiosity and all of the advances irrelevant. If I am God and I said no, I'd be spreading seeds of atheism. If I'm not God, then it doesn't matter what I say

Go Pascal w00t

Originally posted by LethalFemme
If Tuesday is green and Friday is tommorow why is our planet the third in the solar system?
Because the Communists refused to pay the property tax on the toaster and I didn't feel like calling their mother

So the iguana went to Panama and bought a new Renault Twingo. And has grandfather Shmuel Chupek found a swordfish in his toilet. Of course when he found the swordfish his anus was totally ruined. Cookies?

Originally posted by Slay
So the iguana went to Panama and bought a new Renault Twingo. And has grandfather Shmuel Chupek found a swordfish in his toilet. Of course when he found the swordfish his anus was totally ruined. Cookies?
✅ Yes, cookies

Originally posted by Slay
So the iguana went to Panama and bought a new Renault Twingo. And has grandfather Shmuel Chupek found a swordfish in his toilet. Of course when he found the swordfish his anus was totally ruined. Cookies?
My brain hurts 3456

Is Disturbed a great band?

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Is Disturbed a great band?
Not exactly my kind of music, but they have things to be proud of.

Why is love more often than not painful? cry

Originally posted by silver_tears
Why is love more often than not painful? cry
Because the things that truly matter have a price. "The best things in life are free" is bullshit

How smart are you?