Why Don't You Stop By To Have A COKE And A LEMON And A Nice ******* Day.....

*Thirsty*

*Won't have a Coke and Lemon though*

They are only meant for the RIGHT people and I'm Just Too Good.

mhm

is it comprehensible.....

*Opens up Shop*

😉

is it comprehensible.....

*strolls in* 🥷

*Peers at the figure that strolls in suspiciously*

*Goes for communicator just in case*

*Smiles*

😊

"What can I do you in for this evening?"

*Flips open communicator for quick and easy access*

*Smiles even harder and adds a wink to top it off*

😉

is it comprehensible.....

I just need a COKE and a LEMON. leftright

Oh Ok. Oooohhhhhhhhh. 😬

Awkward.................... 😐

You see. I can't give you a Coke and a Lemon. Nor can I give you a Nice Fu***ng Day.

I'm sorry.

OH! I have some bacardi. Want some?

By the way, what do you need a coke and a lemon for? huH? Gonna open up your own shop and steal my business?! Huh!!!

HUH!!!!!

*tightens grip on communicator*

😒

is it comprehensible.....

Sure. *takes bottle and pours a small amount*

Oh and I ran into your shop to escape this guy chasing me.

Ever see Pulp Fiction, yeah it's kind of like that but without the wierd rapage. 😐

"Never Seen it buddy" 😐

*Takes bottle.*

"This isn't a self serve buddy" glare

"That'll be $78.54 buddy" 😊

is it comprehensible.....

"$78.54!" "That is outrageous!" "I won't pay it." disgust

*hands over money* glare

"As I thought."

*Takes Money*

"You're service is important to us, please come again."

*Looks around awkwardly* doh

(There's nobody else here working but me. "Important to us"???)

"Anyway, if you have any suggestions, please write them down on paper and stick them in our("OUR"???? I'm the only one here.) suggestion box."

"Have a nice day." 😊

"I"m closing up shop, so if you have no suggestions you have to leave now."

*Counts newly acquired money to make sure I have enough to supply my habit* Jumpy

"I have a........special errand to run." (I'm a genius. Whoever thought these KMC Fools would go for it. Well they do and I'm Just Too Good)

*Stares at customer* 😐

*Looks at watch*

(God, I hope he's still at the corner at this time of night)

"Umm...Please leave now." 😊

is it comprehensible.....

*Walks back in and opens up shop with a smile on face*

*Eyes are kind of red*

*Pockets are lumpy and make a plasticy sound inside*

*Goes into back room and lights something*

*Fire alarm goes off*

*Hits fire alarm*

*Fire alarm turns off*

*Stays in back room*

😐

is it comprehensible.....

You do know I'm your only customer? 😐

Oh and I never left, you locked up the store while I was still here.ermm

"You are not my only customer"

"You are not here 24/7 to see my bountiful number of loving customers who keep coming back" (for more me that is)

"What the hell!!!"

"Did you tou............."

"You know what, that is it!" 😒

"It's MORPHING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Saber Toothed Tiger"

*Waves hands maniacally around in the air until transformation occurs*

*15 mins later*

*Still waving hands around in air*

*Transforms*

*Sticks out hand in a come hither motion*

"Get Over Here!!!!!!!!!"

*Things come out of hand and goes over to Roland and gets him in the throat and yanks him violently across the room to me*

"Freeze Motherfu**er!!!!!!"

*With Free hand, reaches behind counter and pulls out a Coke and a Lemon*

"Have a Fu***ng COKE and a Fu***ng LEMON and a nice FUC*ING day @$$hole!!!!!!!!!!!" 😊

*Withdraws grip and hold and untransforms and goes in the back to smoke some reefa*

is it COMPREHENSIBLE.....

Thanks! 😱

*walks out, whistling a tune* 😊

"That'll cost you Bi**" 😊

"Nothing's free you know."(Especially my Reefa. I'd better up the price. Just a little bit. Just a smidgen)

"That'll be $362.73 motherfu**er" 😉

is it comprehensible.....

"This is fu**ing bullsh*t, first I have to pay you 80 some bucks for a freakin bacardi and now you're making me pay $362.73 for a fu**in coke and a lemon. You're pretty much stealing from me a**hole!!!"

*gives you money* glare

"I'm appalled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" mhm

"That Barcadi was only $78.54!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I gave you a bargain!!"

"Don't take my generosity for granted sh**head!!!!"

*Snatches Money*

"Now Get Out you trampy whore!!!!!!!!!!!" 😒

is it comprehensible.....

"Sir in light of your recent offensive nature I challenge you to a duel."disgust

"Haven't you ever heard of the customer is always right?"

(Thinks about it)

😕

"I didn't say you............" 😕 ...............

"Umm.....Did I say $78.54? I meant, yes it was $80 something dollars and that was wrong of me."

"You know what. Take the COKE and LEMON for FREE Ok?"

*Awkwardly and slowly with hands raised, tip toes back into back room*

*As I'm sliding through the door way into the back room----*

"Have a nice fu***ng............day I guess" 😬

(@$$hole)

😐

is it comprehensible.....

"Sorry I overreacted."

"Your shop is really great and please don't be afraid of me."

"I failed to see that you were giving me a good bargain and I apologize."

*takes the COKE and LEMON, leaves 5 cents on the table*