Why Don't You Stop By To Have A COKE And A LEMON And A Nice ******* Day.....

Started by Itzak7 pages

Originally posted by InnerRise
Well here it is.

Have a Coke and a Lemon and a nice fu***ng day people. 😊

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Some people know by the context in which I've directed it to them previously before.

Otherwise.......

I'm just too good for you ALL.....

mhm

Is It Comprehensible.....

*steals the Coke and Lemon then sells them on ebay for $3.00 each, giving me a nice ****ing day* ermm

Originally posted by RΓΆland
"Sorry I overreacted."

"Your shop is really great and please don't be afraid of me."

"I failed to see that you were giving me a good bargain and I apologize."

*takes the COKE and LEMON, leaves 5 cents on the table*

*Walks out and sees the 5 cents*

*Looks around to see he's still there*

*Sees no one*

"Cheap @$$" glare

"Who does he think he is talking to me in that way"

"Scared!?! Ha! I just don't want customer service snooping around here.............AGAIN"

Originally posted by Itzak
*steals the Coke and Lemon then sells them on ebay for $3.00 each, giving me a nice ****ing day* ermm

*IS the one who bought them off of Ebay*

*Entered Itzak's credit number on the site to buy the item*

😊

*Thinks to self* (Have a nice fu***ng fantastical day Itzak*

"Nobody steals from this bi*ch" πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by InnerRise
*Walks out and sees the 5 cents*

*Looks around to see he's still there*

*Sees no one*

"Cheap @$$" glare

"Who does he think he is talking to me in that way"

"Scared!?! Ha! I just don't want customer service snooping around here.............AGAIN"

*IS the one who bought them off of Ebay*

*Entered Itzak's credit number on the site to buy the item*

😊

*Thinks to self* (Have a nice fu***ng fantastical day Itzak*

"Nobody steals from this bi*ch" πŸ˜‰

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Damn! Well played good sir. euro

*steals them from you again* evillaugh

Bi*ch? I thought you were a bastard? hmm *checks gender*

I'm INNERRISE god d@mnit!!!

I can be whatever and whoever I want.

I don't specifically limit being a bi*ch to the females.

Why should they have all of the fun.

"Stealing from me again? You must be asking for it"

"It's MORPHING TIME!!!!"

"Saber Toothed Tiger!!!!!!!"

*Transforms and walks up to Itzak's front door, walks through it, takes back item(s), walks up to Itzak's bedroom*

*He's sleeping*

*Takes pillow and puts it over his face and presses down ever so gently*

*Lifts up pillow for a quick second and puts LEMON in his mouth that he stole and continues to suffocate with pillow*

"Enjoy your lemon bi*ch" 😊

"See, you're a bi*ch too, the bad kind though because we all know....."

"I'm Just Too Good"

mhm

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Originally posted by InnerRise
I'm INNERRISE god d@mnit!!!

I can be whatever and whoever I want.

I don't specifically limit being a bi*ch to the females.

Why should they have all of the fun.

"Stealing from me again? You must be asking for it"

"It's MORPHING TIME!!!!"

"Saber Toothed Tiger!!!!!!!"

*Transforms and walks up to Itzak's front door, walks through it, takes back item(s), walks up to Itzak's bedroom*

*He's sleeping*

*Takes pillow and puts it over his face and presses down ever so gently*

*Lifts up pillow for a quick second and puts LEMON in his mouth that he stole and continues to suffocate with pillow*

"Enjoy your lemon bi*ch" 😊

"See, you're a bi*ch too, the bad kind though because we all know....."

"I'm Just Too Good"

mhm

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*didn't read any of that... and continues to drink my Coke* ermm

Originally posted by Itzak
*didn't read any of that... and continues to drink my Coke* ermm

*Didn't read any of it and continues to suffocate you* 😊

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Originally posted by InnerRise
*Did read any of it and continues to suffocate you* 😊

is it comprehensible.....

*Didn't read any of that and continues to suffocate* ermm

Originally posted by Itzak
*Didn't read any of that and continues to suffocate* ermm

Oh you read it.

mhm

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Originally posted by InnerRise
Oh you read it.

mhm

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*Didn't read any of that*

Lies! mhm

Originally posted by Itzak
*Didn't read any of that*

Lies! mhm

Tell me sir.

How do you respond to something in which you haven't read? Huh?

😱

By the way. I didn't read your post in which you said "*Didn't read any of that* Lies! mhm"

😐

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Originally posted by InnerRise
Tell me sir.

How do you respond to something in which you haven't read? Huh?

😱

By the way. I didn't read your post in which you said "*Didn't read any of that* Lies! mhm"

😐

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The same way you responded to me when you didn't read my post. mhm

Oh really? Well ditto.

ermm

NO, not the same way, b/c you actually responded to specific stuff. I simply stated I didn't read your post.

You said you didn't read my post and then went to say something that you could have only known if you read my thread.

So there.

Suck it. 😐

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I have a multiple personality. That makes me handicapped dammit! Have a heart on a.. eh... two guys. 😐

So then if I get one of your personalities to suck it, the other won't know about it. 😏

Allllrrrrriiiigggghhhhttttt. (Quagmire)

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Yeah... πŸ˜–hifty:

But I charge double for everything. 😊

You're not suppose to get a kick out of it. You pervert.

No thanks.

mhm

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Looks like he aready is geting a kick from it!jmnaughty

I hate that smiley Darkside. Don't use it here in my domain ever again unless you want to get a swift KICK!!! πŸ˜’

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Shop will be closed until Next Monday. I'm locking up, so nobody can steal or take anything, no matter what they say.

I have Titanium and Admantium Covering the whole outside and inside of this place.

I got this sh*t on lock down motherfu***rs. πŸ˜‰

Adios.

NOTE: The first person to come in when I get back gets a free something.

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Hi InnerRise. ninjawave

How's it going?