*sits back and thinks about PirateDivas proposal....*
Very well, i suppose i could be bought for that price...........😄
lets see what i can do......
Johnny
Day - Spankingly hot!!!
Dear Ichy
I must confess to a sin;
I am just about ready to commit murder!!!
I mean honestly!
If shes not complaining about her hair being too stringy, then shes moaning about her ridiculously skinny thighs being too muscley, or her nose being too pointy, or her-
DAMNIT! Shes even got me saying it now!!
Thats not the worst of my problems though....
Late last night, i could hear an engine running.
It sounded like a boat on the water.
So, i look out of my window, out of plain curiosity -
And not because i reguard being a nosey neighbour!
-and i see something that quite literally blew my socks off!!
There, in a little dingy beside my yacht....was a woman with a pair of night-vision goggles and a walkie-talkie!!!!
Well, having spotted her, i shook my fist at her for having woken me from my beauty sleep....
But she just waved back frantically, screaming and hollering at me!!!
Strange girl...
I was about to tell her to shut up, when she began to wave so furiously that her dingy began to rock, and suddenly she was turned over into the water!!!
I did contemplate rescuing her...but what if she was some obsessive stalker fan?
Ive met a few of those...very parculiar indeed...
Ah..what the hell.. I thought to myself, and stripped down to my Kalvin Klein boxer shorts -
Ha! Bet you were thinking i was a Y-front man, eh?...Im not sad-sack, you know...I do have some morals....
- and jumped into the water after her.....
I got the girl back onto the deck of my yacht.
She didnt say much...just kept looking at me like a lunatic....
Thankfully she was still breathing!
"Thank god your awake or I would of had to give you mouth-to-mouth"
I said to her with a laugh.
Suddenly she started to fake her choking...and then pretended to pass out...
Obviously She wanted what every other obsessive fan in her position wanted....
"Well....in for a penny, in for a pound...."
And i went in for the kill
😄
happy??? 😉 hehehe
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh LMAO 😆 😆 😆 I cant breath 😆!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL!! OMG OMG OMG I LOVE IT!!! He gave me mouth to mouth....he's My HERO!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! So would it be too much to ask if he fell in love with me and i can be the object of his affection and then Keira can hate my guts!!!! But yet she wants to be my friend because she believes in keeping her friends close, BUT HER ENEMIES (ME) CLOSER!!!! LMAO!!! Ok now im taking advantage but it would be fun!!! LMAO!!!!!!
😆 😆 BuT That was AwsoMe!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! JusT make sure to give Johnny Back to me by Sunday!! Have FuN!!!! 😄
Ok.....who should i do first.....😄
I know!! 😄
Jackie-poo!
Day - 5,780695,20348382 !!!!!!!!!
Dear Norrie
My beloved is talking to me again now...but i figured she would considering ive just bought her a new wardrobe of clothes...and they say money can't buy love...
Shes gone round giving out the wedding invitations -
(all except for Sad-sack...shes told him hes not allowed to go unless he can find his own way there...)
- $175 PER INVITATION!
And all because the paper smells of vanilla!
I DON'T EVEN LIKE BLOODY VANILLA!
Honestly...im thinking of checking my bank balance...
Johnny seemed oddly pre-occupied today.
We were filming the re-shoots for our 3-way sword fight again -
(because sad-sack messed up in one of the scenes and started screaming like a pansy when he nicked his thumb on the blade of his sword....)
- and halfway through he just stopped and looked over at his yacht in the distance...
Why he would look so longingly at his yacht, i don't know...
But Keira wasn't in the best of moods either.
She said it was because she was kept awake half the night by giggling...
I told her i never knew johnny would do something as feminine as giggle....
She said it wasn't Johnny, it was the hobo that he's said can live with them
HOBO?!
The worlds gone mad, i tell you!!!
When i asked johnny later on, he said that she wasn't a Hobo...she was a mis-guided youth in need of assistance...
I'd like to know what he's 'assisting' her with....if you get my meaning!!
Oh, i've got to go...
By adorably arrogant fiancee is back...and she's got a book with her...apparently it will be theraputic if we look for wedding cakes together...
Honestly!
Who cares what the bloody things looks like?!
...Its going down my gullet, all the same....
Before you read:
This is fictional lmao!! 😄
(piratediva may be the love of johnnys life here...but Vanessa is his true love...and i think PirateDiva may agree with me there lol! 😄)
Johnny
day - not too certain...
dear ichy
Im captivated.
this woman knows EVERYTHING about me!!
Its nice hearing myself from another persons perspective...makes a change!
Shes quite endeering really...
she giggles alot, but thats one of the things i like about her -
Oh good god!!
I HAVE A CRUSH!!!!
I am a 43 year old with a crush!!!!
She makes me smile.
She talks to me like shes known me all my life...
and i've only known her for a day and a half!!!
I would have sent her packing, but her dingy is at the bottom of the Ocean somewhere, and she isn't quite sure where her passport is to fly home-
(Even though Keira said she would buy her another one...i dont know whats got into that girl...shes got a bitchy streak, ill give her that!)
- but it doesn't matter now, because i find her so mesmirizing that ive asked her to stay here with me and keira!!!
I might take her to the set tomorrow...shes been hinting at it...and id love her to see yours truly in action!!!
...then i can show off my pectorals and make her want me all the more!!!!!
Life is grand!!!
...apart from the fact that keira has been snapping the strings on my guitar again...if that isnt spite then i dont know what is!!!!!
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!! 😆 😆 😆
OMG OMG OMG THOSE were sooooo hilarious!!! Hilarious!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!!!! LMAO! LMAO!
ROTFFLMFAOSHIHTB!!!!!!!!!! 😆 😆
Looks Like Johnny is staying with Ya til Thursay T.Maria!!! ur Diaries are buying ya more days...lol!
And yes I agree Vanessa is the one True Love of Johnny's Life....how unfortunate for us....But because of T.Maria i can DREAM!!! 😄
And Laugh at the same time cause that Was Hilarious 😆 He Loves Me!!!!!!! 😄 😄 😄