Turning over a new leaf.

Originally posted by Mišt
Oh shit you can see me...uhh...dude I was so not doing what you think I was....dodgy...I was uhh....cleaning it...yeah..cleaning it..dodgy

I could see that, with your mouth even...and, man, it's so impressive how you can bend over that far.......

Originally posted by Syren
hysterical

Oh, please.

Are you laughing at Mist? He was just cleaning it.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Are you laughing at Mist? He was just cleaning it.

I'm laughing at the idea of you turning over a new leaf. It'd have to be an entire forest, Moose 😛

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
when I gag myself and get in the 'fun trunk' I can.

That's a lot of information, isn't it? 😬

Sweetie we've all been there.😛

Originally posted by Mišt
***** was cheating on me with the table disgust

How about we clone you 😱 Twice as nice 😱

That would explain why you son the ottoman looks nothing like you.hmm

I'm not a lesbian.😛

Originally posted by Mišt
Guys I know she is deformed after the accident but its not nice to tease LF about her facenahuh

They were watching you play with yourself and just couldn't help it.😊

Originally posted by Syren
I'm laughing at the idea of you turning over a new leaf. It'd have to be an entire forest, Moose 😛

~Vader~ I find your lack of faith Distrubing....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I could see that, with your mouth even...and, man, it's so impressive how you can bend over that far.......

Yeah I practise yoga...wait, I was so not doing that leftright

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Are you laughing at Mist? He was just cleaning it.

I know, she's very rudenahuh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
That would explain why you son the ottoman looks nothing like you.hmm

I'm not a lesbian.😛

They were watching you play with yourself and just couldn't help it.😊

Luckily I dont have to pay for child supportdaisy

Pfft who said anything about sexing yourself upnahuh Although.... hmm Obviously I was referring to one for Moose, one for medoped

I love the way you hate me touched

Originally posted by Mišt
Luckily I dont have to pay for child supportdaisy

Pfft who said anything about sexing yourself upnahuh Although.... hmm Obviously I was referring to one for Moose, one for medoped

I love the way you hate me touched

So you can buy a new improved chair. I'm thinking leather.✅

I need sex too.😒 and who said I wanted either one of you sexing me? Also who'd get the original?ermm

You inspire me.cry

Originally posted by Mišt
Yeah I practise yoga...wait, I was so not doing that leftright

I know, she's very rudenahuh

Whatever it is, I can see why you rarely leave the house. 🙂

She's a completely cruel twit. I don't know if I can talk to her any longer.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So you can buy a new improved chair. I'm thinking leather.✅

I need sex too.😒 and who said I wanted either one of you sexing me? Also who'd get the original?ermm

You inspire me.cry

I was thinking of buying flowers for you but ok...a chair sounds good ermm

Well technically it wouldnt be you getting any, it'd be your clone....and who said we cant clone you more than once?sly So we can run off and have jolly sexual adventures and leave you behind by yourself😊

I do try...its nice to know my efforts dont go unnoticedcry

Originally posted by Mišt
I was thinking of buying flowers for you but ok...a chair sounds good ermm

Well technically it wouldnt be you getting any, it'd be your clone....and who said we cant clone you more than once?sly So we can run off and have jolly sexual adventures and leave you behind by yourself😊

I do try...its nice to know my efforts dont go unnoticedcry

She can give you all the comfort I won't I mean can't.ermm

You are so full of it.😒 and I want to be full of it too.weep

I could never not notice you.cry

Especially when you wave your penis in my face like that.lookaround

Originally posted by LethalFemme
She can give you all the comfort I won't I mean can't.ermm

You are so full of it. and I want to be full of it too.weep

I could never not notice you.

Especially when you wave your penis in my face like that.lookaround

True, and she's more pleasant to look at...and softer to run my hands over...and when Im tired I could so totally lie on it naked....ermm

longsmokes Its an art form I've mastered. Well we cant have everything in life, can we?petpet Especially with a face like yours ermm...I mean...doped

I feel so proud to be noticed by someone of your statusweep

I lol'd at that daisy

Originally posted by Mišt
True, and she's more pleasant to look at...and softer to run my hands over...and when Im tired I could so totally lie on it naked....ermm

longsmokes Its an art form I've mastered. Well we cant have everything in life, can we?petpet Especially with a face like yours ermm...I mean...doped

I feel so proud to be noticed by someone of your statusweep

I lol'd at that daisy

If she can sleep with you and not get sick she truly is a better woman than me.weep

I guess I'll just have to accept the next penis that comes my way.

You being honored honors me.

What the penis comment? Thanx.😊

Originally posted by LethalFemme
If she can sleep with you and not get sick she truly is a better woman than me.weep

I guess I'll just have to accept the next penis that comes my way.

You being honored honors me.

What the penis comment? Thanx.😊

She doesnt talk much either, double bonus w00t

Make the most of it, they dont come around that oftenpetpet

touched
*gives you a _love_bump_* Dont tell Irene ermm

Welcomeweep

Originally posted by Mišt
She doesnt talk much either, double bonus w00t

Make the most of it, they dont come around that oftenpetpet

touched
*gives you a _love_bump_* Dont tell Irene ermm

Welcomeweep

She doesn't speak english?ermm

A penis comes everyday.lookaround

Can I still tell the cops?ermm

Oh you.cry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
She doesn't speak english?ermm

A penis comes everyday.lookaround

Can I still tell the cops?ermm

Oh you.cry

She's a chair, what do you think?ermm

You whoreshock

Only if you truly hate meweep

cry.uoy hO

Originally posted by Mišt
She's a chair, what do you think?ermm

You whoreshock

Only if you truly hate meweep

cry.uoy hO

I lol'd at that whole post.😛

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I lol'd at that whole post.😛

I lol'd at you. ermmlaugh

Going to bed now, have fun with your imaginary friends and lovers and stuffsleeping

_huggle_

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
~Vader~ I find your lack of faith Distrubing....

Really? I'm so happy for you! 😱

[whisper]What's 'distrubing'?[/whisper] leftright

Originally posted by Syren
Really? I'm so happy for you! 😱

[whisper]What's 'distrubing'?[/whisper] leftright

This. http://img198.imageshack.us/my.php?image=obeseic0.jpg shock

Originally posted by LethalFemme
This. http://img198.imageshack.us/my.php?image=obeseic0.jpg shock

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Shit.......that was mean.