The summary is this: LEWZMP is a person whom Bwa and I actually know. This sad person's name is made up of initials, the LEW from her given name and the Z(apata), M(aul), and P(hantom of the Opera) were added on each time she became obsessed with someone, for she is a fangirl, a horrid fangirl. She is very dim(referring to the dictionary incident), so much so that she actually invoked pity, she would stalk her target to the best of her ability and then become depressed and mad at the world for long amounts of time because she couldn't marry said person. She soon began to claim herself as a baptist Christian, and yet through her dim wit decided that the point of it all was to damn all non-Christians, shattering and\or scorning their beliefs and anything she saw as "blasphemous" along the way... We soon gave up her company.
There, that is the bare version, stripped down of philosophical and psychological babblings.
Easy enough to understand?