Thanos vs Karate Kid Fist Fight

Started by Juntai6 pages

Originally posted by bigbran
Scans?
Plus, why do you bring pis in this thread? You know it, I know it, everyone knows that would be pis.
Even if, IF Cap was more skilled than him, how the hell would he have problems?
That would be like (to an extent) Superman having problems to Batman.
Come on Juntai!
Cap has a shield. It has a star.

😆

Originally posted by darthgoober
When did Thanos have a hard time with Cap?

Originally posted by darthgoober
Cap was going blows with him in the IG series when he was fighting the heros without the help of the gauntlet, Cap's the one that bought time for Surfer to try his trick of rushing in and taking it. Thanos had the upper hand on the group, it was just funny that out of everyone, it was like Cap was giving him the most trouble.

Originally posted by Juntai
Cap was going blows with him in the IG series when he was fighting the heros without the help of the gauntlet, Cap's the one that bought time for Surfer to try his trick of rushing in and taking it. Thanos had the upper hand on the group, it was just funny that out of everyone, it was like Cap was giving him the most trouble.

Guessing that was after Wolverine stabbed him?

Originally posted by Juntai
Cap was going blows with him in the IG series when he was fighting the heros without the help of the gauntlet, Cap's the one that bought time for Surfer to try his trick of rushing in and taking it. Thanos had the upper hand on the group, it was just funny that out of everyone, it was like Cap was giving him the most trouble.

Wrong. This is their entire exchange.

Originally posted by Juntai
Thanos' thousands of years of perfecting physical combat ends up in him reaching out and smacking people, ala Darkseid.
It's called pimphanding.

Also he basically outpowers people instead of using skill.

But he has beat an entire army on h2h. Trained Gamora.
Dodged Surfer going at over light year, in a couple seconds. Beat down Surfer. Fought Thor in pissed mode, with Power Gem. Don't even say plot device, because he later showed the ability to do so to Odin later in the same book. Dodged every single attack, a enraged Champion has thrown.
I could bring up a couple instances.

i think what jun is saying is if he MISSED cap, he'd sure as hell miss kk who is likely orders of magnitude faster than cap. 🙂

i think that's what val is trying to say as well.

Originally posted by leonidas
i think what jun is saying is if he MISSED cap, he'd sure as hell miss kk who is likely orders of magnitude faster than cap. 🙂

i think that's what val is trying to say as well.


He missed Cap once, and Cap blocked once. That's hardly proof of low speed or skill. Right after that, he backhanded Cap without even looking.

Originally posted by Juntai
Cap was going blows with him in the IG series when he was fighting the heros without the help of the gauntlet, Cap's the one that bought time for Surfer to try his trick of rushing in and taking it. Thanos had the upper hand on the group, it was just funny that out of everyone, it was like Cap was giving him the most trouble.
Cap hit him once, did nothing. Thanos wasn't even looking at him when this happened.
Plus, that whole book, it seemed like Thanos let everyone hit him. He didn't dodge (cept when Surfer went after the IG), he basically let everyone just hammer him.

Originally posted by Validus
Guessing that was after Wolverine stabbed him?
Pis.

Originally posted by darthgoober
Wrong. This is their entire exchange.

What I said doesn't match what you just showed?
Cap was clearly the better combatant, Thanos' brute strength did him in, something that won't happen to KK who is lightyears beyond Cap in skill. Shit, he even had to hold Cap down so he couldn't get his footwork going. I still said Thanos' durability would be his greatest asset in this thread.

Originally posted by leonidas
i think what jun is saying is if he MISSED cap, he'd sure as hell miss kk who is likely orders of magnitude faster than cap. 🙂

i think that's what val is trying to say as well.

Do we really want to see Cap's head get tooken off?
Plus he held his hand up in the air. What do you think Cap thinks is going to happen, when someone holds there fist in the air?

Do you have a defense for Spiderman kicking Thanos over too?
And Wolverine stabbing into him?
And the police arresting him? [lol]

Originally posted by Juntai
What I said doesn't match what you just showed?
Cap was clearly the better combatant, Thanos' brute strength did him in, something that won't happen to KK who is lightyears beyond Cap in skill. Shit, he even had to hold Cap down so he couldn't get his footwork going. I still said Thanos' durability would be his greatest asset in this thread.

I'd say those scans didn't go along with what you said, since these are some parts of your statement...
Originally posted by Juntai
Cap was going blows with him in the IG series when he was fighting the heros without the help of the gauntlet,

No he wasn't, he dodged once and blocked once. Then he landed a shot when Thanos wasn't looking, and Thanos backhanded him without looking also.
Originally posted by Juntai it was like Cap was giving him the most trouble. [/B]

Hardly. Thanos was obviously toying with him.

Originally posted by Juntai
Do you have a defense for Spiderman kicking Thanos over too?
And Wolverine stabbing into him?
And the police arresting him? [lol]
Yup, pis.
Thanos has taken Surfer's blast, in the face, without moving.

But we are exspected to believe that with his already awsome duribility, and the Power Gem grants him potentialy unlimited duribility, that Spiderman can do anything? He was a 10 tonner back in those days.
That Wolverine can peirce his skin? He doesn't have the strength to do so.

The police, is a believable feat.

Originally posted by Juntai
Do you have a defense for Spiderman kicking Thanos over too?
And Wolverine stabbing into him?
And the police arresting him? [lol]

Absolutely.

PIS and the power of Squirrel Girl(who's obviously a high cosmic).

Originally posted by Validus
I've never seen KK get tired. KK is human technically but you'd think with all the stuff he's done, people would know he doesn't operate at their level. It's like everyone thinks he's Batman x2. The guy hit harder than PC top tiers and was fast enough to fight speedsters on par with Barry Allen. Doesn't sound like a mere human.

And to the other guy, none of your scans show any hand to hand skills so they're all moot.

Ok so then he doesn't tire 🙄

Listen I know he isn't Human in terms of abilities shown but he is human overall. He ages he gets hungery he sleeps(Kinda)

Him outlasting someone who can not die and can amp himself with Cosmic Energies fora number of physical effects which would incluse endurance. PLus has a HF. I think it is a little hard to shallow that KK as good as he is is going to go weeks or even months straight through without any moments rest or getting slower.

Originally posted by darthgoober
Absolutely.

PIS and the power of Squirrel Girl(who's obviously a high cosmic).

Actually, Squirrel girl was a different incident I'm pretty sure. The one where Thanos got arrested was some kids comic someone posted a while ago.

Originally posted by Juntai
Actually, Squirrel girl was a different incident I'm pretty sure. The one where Thanos got arrested was some kids comic someone posted a while ago.

Are you sure? I thought Squirrel Girl is the one who got him for the cops.

Originally posted by Juntai
Actually, Squirrel girl was a different incident I'm pretty sure. The one where Thanos got arrested was some kids comic someone posted a while ago.
Are these supposed to be bad showings?

Originally posted by darthgoober
Are you sure? I thought Squirrel Girl is the one who got him for the cops.
Pretty sure, but not 100% as I don't own either instance... the only scan of the Squirrel girl one I saw if I remember right was Thanos Koed and a Watcher going "The universe is saved thanks to you" [paraphrased].

Someone posted the comic where he got walked off in handcuffs, and it was not a Squirrel Girl title that I can remember.