Bruce Wayne Vs. Clark Kent: Election 2008

Started by grey fox7 pages
Originally posted by Master-Borg
WW is also not eligible for US Presidency as she wasn't born in the US.

....and she's a rampant lesbian feminist woman.

The Ultimate Anti-presidental combo 👆

I'd vote Clark (I'm not American, but hey). I have a feeling he'd go with a 'Its time for a change, I'm a simple man from a simple town and want the country to return to those times' sort of feel.

Bruce is Tony Stark with a good heart and creepy obsessions, also the questionable adoption of several young boys, arms dealing and general negative stigma he has around him wont help.

Plus Luthor will f*ck bruce up.

Luthor dislikes Clark, but nowhere near as much as he hates Wayne.

Originally posted by grey fox

Plus Luthor will f*ck bruce up.

Luthor dislikes Clark, but nowhere near as much as he hates Wayne.

Does luthor know clark is superman?

When was the last time someone who wasn't rich won a US election? I don't know how Clark will get funding from anyone or even support from the main parties so he'll have to run independent (also not really winning nowendays).
Bruce will also most likely rig the election so he'd win or other legal yet shady ways to win. You know like increase the number of voting booths in areas where he's favoured and decrease the number in places that support clark. Leak information to clark about some disaster somewhere in the planet right before some big debate (technically superman should be handling those right when they occur at light speed but it's never portrayed that way. He listens to a radio announcement, flies off while Perry White is all "Clark get over to this disaster and start interviewing ppl"😉

Oh and any dirty secret clark knows about bruce will never get any public attention. Bruce has enough money to silence any newspaper or news program. The best Clark can do is fly around as superman telling ppl that bruce did all these things (since I guess ppl trust superman) But Bruce can probably spin that and be all like "that's not the real superman, why would superman take sides in a political election? he let lex luthor win, how am I worse than him?" or something to that effect.

Oh and even though most of us know Bush isn't very bright, enough of the american public still thought he was smart and a good leader based on his dad being president and general misinformation about iraq and 9/11 etc. Clark doesn't have that. or the money, or the political backing. and odds are he won't even take "donations" from big oil companies who ask for some "favours" when he becomes president.

btw, why do people vote for Clark? just because he's a 'nice' guy?

Don't you guys want the most competent guy in office, someone who will know how to improve the economy, run a complicated organization, solve complex social issues, etc?

Originally posted by bobbi
When was the last time someone who wasn't rich won a US election?

Clinton wasn't rich at all.

Originally posted by Master-Borg
Does luthor know clark is superman?

Currently ?

I.......dont think so ?

Originally posted by Master-Borg
btw, why do people vote for Clark? just because he's a 'nice' guy?

Don't you guys want the most competent guy in office, someone who will know how to improve the economy, run a complicated organization, solve complex social issues, etc?

After Luthor and Ross it'd be refreshing to have someone whom cares about the public, which Clark generaly does. You can't feel for the people when your beating the shit out of 40% of 'em.

Well Bush is rich. Clinton husband was President so she's not exactly a nobody.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Well Bush is rich. Clinton husband was President so she's not exactly a nobody.
I was talking about Bill Clinton...he wasn't rich. Hilary is pretty rich now because of their books.

Originally posted by Master-Borg
if he tells the world he's superman, he basically forfeits his candidacy as only American born citizens are eligible to run. so he would lose by defaut.
Then they'll send a letter to their congressman to vote for an amendment to the U.S. Constitution. 😐 Seriously, they do like him that much.

Regardless Wayne wins.

Clark Kent has no kind of clout.

Bruce would win in a landslide.

Originally posted by Master-Borg
btw, why do people vote for Clark? just because he's a 'nice' guy?

Don't you guys want the most competent guy in office, someone who will know how to improve the economy, run a complicated organization, solve complex social issues, etc?

My sentiments exactly...

Originally posted by Master-Borg
I was talking about Bill Clinton...he wasn't rich. Hilary is pretty rich now because of their books.
But he already was a large name in politics at the time, and had the backing of an entire Party. That virtually made him rich by association during his campaigns.

Clark has no such luck or backing.

Originally posted by Master-Borg
I was talking about Bill Clinton...he wasn't rich. Hilary is pretty rich now because of their books.
Yeah but Bill Clinton really related to the people(underclassed society). Not to mention he made George H. Bush look like a fool in the debate. 😬

The fact still remains that Clark couldn't campaign. Do the math. Also Bruce will not be for all of the world wars like Iraq. He doesn't like guns anyway! 🙄 He will work to get the health care up. Better gear and tech for local police dept's. and get crime rate down.

Bruce Wayne could pay off the Martian Manhunter to telepathically MAKE every American voter cast their votes for him.

Originally posted by KMC_Drifter
Bruce Wayne could pay off the Martian Manhunter to telepathically MAKE every American voter cast their votes for him.
😱

Batman fights dirty! 😖hifty:

batman.........oops i mean bruce wayne has too much money and connections to lose, thats like bill gates running against the anchor on your neighnorhood telecast

Pretty much.

I'd vote for Bruce. Economics and trouble shooting are a HUGE portion of the job. Bruce is more qualified and experienced in those areas.

So what if Clark reveals he is Superman...he could threaten to HV the entire populace if they didn't vote for him. Who would need the U.S. Army if you had Superman...lol

Scare tactics could work in the polls. If you're Superman...you don't need money. You have too much damn physical power.

Superman elects himself president. It's just that simple