How des vader take a piss?

Started by Blax X2 pages

How des vader take a piss?

I was playing Star Craft, and as I was playing a thought came to me. How does vader use the bathroom?

Does he have like a tank in his suit, like an astronaut?

I wonder if he even had a penis after Mustafar...

maybe a catheter? maybe he uses the force to put the piss in Sidious' food unbeknownst to him.

yea and can vader swim? he seems that he might die in you push him in the water...

Like he might start sizzling?

In a secret bubbleroom where his armor can be taken off, only problem is that his weewee burned away while crawling through lava.

I figured. lol.

Perhaps there's a tube stuck up in that hole? And all the liquids go into preserving his body 😐

I always thought he didn't eat or drink. I always figured he just used the darkside to stay alive.

He uses the Force, duh.

yea, but sometimes you just want a steak, ya know...maybe when he goes out he just starts eating aborted babies, or maybe any baby he comes across. Thats what our old first sergeant used to tell us, "men, go in there, kill everything, and eat some fvckin babies!" yea, he was a gentle soul...

i thought darth sidious eats babies. He likes to eat any one related to mace windu after mace broke his window...

Vader's penis was a special one-buy item at Kentucky Fried Chicken after ROTS first came out.

What The Hell

Originally posted by Escape81
I wonder if he even had a penis after Mustafar...

Nah, he did, know how you can tell?

If his Penis had started melting down where he was near the lava, then instead of hearing, "AHHHHHHH ARRRRGHHHHH AGHHGHAGAHGAHAGH!!!!!!"

You'd be hearing this,

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIEIEEEIEIIEIIEIEIEIEIIEIE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

His voice would have sounded like it was on helium because his balls would have basicly melted away.
He would have had a very high-pitched scream.

So yeah, his Penis survived. 😉 😛

Can't argue with that logic.

😐

But i read in RODV, cant remember what exactly but it recycles his crap and piss in his body, something from the suit maybe, that way he doesnt have to eat

He pisses out of his nose.........everytime he breaths he pisses a tiny bit........that's why you hear...the cough..or was that grievous

Originally posted by Kadesh
But i read in RODV, cant remember what exactly but it recycles his crap and piss in his body, something from the suit maybe, that way he doesnt have to eat

yuck..

i could've lived the rest of my life without knowing that.

It's true though.