How des vader take a piss?

i thought is was more of an on board colostomy bag deal that he emptied in his chamber. as for his genitles, if you look at him being put together his pants around the pelvis dont seem to have taken as much damage as most other places so id say they survived. possibly not in full working order though from heat damage.

i think he could swim, though not well. his suit is supposed to be sealed and he survived in space with it in a tie, which has no life support at all so water wont damage ant electronics. hes too heavy to be fast though, his limbs would weight him down enough, probably a slow dog paddle or breast stroke is all he could manage.

his control board is probably water resistant, its too much of a weakness not to be, all the rebels would need to do is hit the fire alarm and set off the sprinklers and it would take him out otherwise. after an extended period submerged it might take some damage though.

Remember the Hyperbolic chamber on the star destroyer in The Empire Strikes Back??? Thats is where Vader eats, sleeps, shits and pisses. It's a special chamber where Vader can take off his mask and helmet without suffocating. The chamber closes and oxygen is disengaged in the chamber so Vader can breath. He can attend to his personal needs in regard to eating comfort and so forth. I learned that from Supershadow.

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Originally posted by JediKatarn1
Remember the Hyperbolic chamber on the star destroyer in The Empire Strikes Back??? Thats is where Vader eats, sleeps, shits and pisses. It's a special chamber where Vader can take off his mask and helmet without suffocating. The chamber closes and oxygen is disengaged in the chamber so Vader can breath. He can attend to his personal needs in regard to eating comfort and so forth. I learned that from Supershadow.

Supershadow is bullshit and not to be trusted. However, that specific info sounds about right. He did have a chamber and even healed his injuries a few times.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
I was playing Star Craft, and as I was playing a thought came to me. How does vader use the bathroom?

Does he have like a tank in his suit, like an astronaut?

Simple my friend. His suit is like a space suit. You have a built in toilet.

lol, thats awesome. And like, every week a big ass tube is attached to the back and sucks it all up, right? Man, the Rebel's should have taken advantage of that.

"Alright men, every week Vader has to have his sh*t tank cleaned out, so we'll hit em' then, while he's vulnerable.

I'm pretty sure Vader wouldn't be solo when he does it.

Yes, he has the 501st.

HAHAHAHAHA holy shit, the entire time I read this thread I was crackin up. After Vader's penis burned up it was replaced with a metal one, all Vader has to do is press a button on his little Nightbright chestpiece and it come out to pee, cum, whatever he needs to do. Most people would kill themselves after losing their pecker, but his human one was so small and his new one was nine inches so he kept it.

At least I have a brain, unlike some of you idiots. 😎

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