The Johnnyforever Thread!

Started by johnnyforever422 pages

Originally posted by staraddict93
*staraddict93 uses übersoldat on staraddict93!*
awww what happen NOW?
*übersoldat out of battery.*
oh Don't use that on yourself!!!nuts

Mywi is not actually here. I am her clone tongue_ss She´s safe hiding on a distant mountaintop

Originally posted by johnnyforever
oh Don't use that on yourself!!!nuts
i repeat, *übersoldat out of battery.*

😱 I'm on page 200!! w00t

200 pages t00w

Originally posted by Mywi
Mywi is not actually here. I am her clone tongue_ss She´s safe hiding on a distant mountaintop
shock Two mywis!!!! 😱

Originally posted by staraddict93
i repeat, *übersoldat out of battery.*
ermm ok.. i'm guessing that means you're not dead? hehe 🥷

Originally posted by Mywi
Mywi is not actually here. I am her clone tongue_ss She´s safe hiding on a distant mountaintop
*Staraddict93 recaptures übersoldat!!*
*Staraddict93 uses übersoldat on REAL Mywi!*
*REAL Mywi takes 129806498769387105349513491340000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Serbian damage! SLOVAKIAN HIT!!*

Originally posted by staraddict93
*Staraddict93 recaptures übersoldat!!*
*Staraddict93 uses übersoldat on REAL Mywi!*
*REAL Mywi takes 129806498769387105349513491340000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Serbian damage! SLOVAKIAN HIT!!*
nutsnuts AAAAAAAAAAH!

rip

*Mywi has been zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzwwwwwwwwwwwt!!* OH no! game be BROKE'd!

Originally posted by johnnyforever
shock Two mywis!!!! 😱

ermm ok.. i'm guessing that means you're not dead? hehe 🥷

There´s actually 9 Mywis tongue_ss

Originally posted by staraddict93
*Mywi has been zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzwwwwwwwwwwwt!!* OH no! game be BROKE'd!
Game be broke?! shock Oh noez!!! cry

Bartender: Did you plant a virus on the Smilie Wars arcade game AGAIN?
Ryan: *points to tiffy* she did it!

Originally posted by johnnyforever
Game be broke?! shock Oh noez!!! cry
XD

Originally posted by Mywi
There´s actually 9 Mywis tongue_ss
😱 yay! Mywi's still alive!

Originally posted by staraddict93
Bartender: Did you plant a virus on the Smilie Wars arcade game AGAIN?
Ryan: *points to tiffy* she did it!
oh No!! Nonono! i didn't do anything! cry

Originally posted by johnnyforever
oh No!! Nonono! i didn't do anything! cry
How to Deal With a Grue

The Grue crossing signs proved an effective way to prepare drivers for an encounter.
A [bad] artist's rendition of a grue.. It was found along with a severed arm showing several slices and cuts at the wrist in Australia.
A Grue gives some helpful advice to a friend.Die.
Scream and die.
Scream, struggle, and die.
Scream, struggle, crap yourself, and die.
Scream, run, struggle, crap yourself, and die.
Scream, run, struggle, crap yourself, look at a picture of Michael Jackson, and die.
Just Don't get eaten by a grue, idiot.
Run like hell and die.
Use extreme sarcasm.
Pour Cream on the Grue . Though this will just increase its ego and think it is a legendary Creamy Grue
PANIC!!!! PANIC GOOD AND HARD!!! It won't help, but it's fun.
DON'T WANDER AROUND IN THE DARK, YOU MORON! Alternatively, light your torch.
If you have a PC handy, try using any real life cheat codes. If you have a Mac handy, throw it at it. It'll distract it for a bit, since Grues hate Macs more than you, but you're still pretty screwed after it's done eating it.
Restore your freakin' game from your last save point.
Kill yourself before it kills you.
Insist that you are a grue as well. This will not help in the long run, but it will confuse it for a second or two.
Enlist the help of a bird. Maybe the grue will be beaked through the head.
Read to it this list. By the time you are finished, you both will have died of old age.

Originally posted by staraddict93
*Staraddict93 recaptures übersoldat!!*
*Staraddict93 uses übersoldat on REAL Mywi!*
*REAL Mywi takes 129806498769387105349513491340000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Serbian damage! SLOVAKIAN HIT!!*
You can´t reach real Mywi tongue_ss because she lives on Pluto

Originally posted by staraddict93
How to Deal With a Grue

The Grue crossing signs proved an effective way to prepare drivers for an encounter.
A [bad] artist's rendition of a grue.. It was found along with a severed arm showing several slices and cuts at the wrist in Australia.
A Grue gives some helpful advice to a friend.Die.
Scream and die.
Scream, struggle, and die.
Scream, struggle, crap yourself, and die.
Scream, run, struggle, crap yourself, and die.
Scream, run, struggle, crap yourself, look at a picture of Michael Jackson, and die.
Just Don't get eaten by a grue, idiot.
Run like hell and die.
Use extreme sarcasm.
Pour Cream on the Grue . Though this will just increase its ego and think it is a legendary Creamy Grue
PANIC!!!! PANIC GOOD AND HARD!!! It won't help, but it's fun.
DON'T WANDER AROUND IN THE DARK, YOU MORON! Alternatively, light your torch.
If you have a PC handy, try using any real life cheat codes. If you have a Mac handy, throw it at it. It'll distract it for a bit, since Grues hate Macs more than you, but you're still pretty screwed after it's done eating it.
Restore your freakin' game from your last save point.
Kill yourself before it kills you.
Insist that you are a grue as well. This will not help in the long run, but it will confuse it for a second or two.
Enlist the help of a bird. Maybe the grue will be beaked through the head.
Read to it this list. By the time you are finished, you both will have died of old age.

😆

Originally posted by johnnyforever
😱 yay! Mywi's still alive!
Mywi´s immortal tongue_ss

Originally posted by Mywi
Mywi´s immortal tongue_ss
slide yay!