Grues can be killed with these things
Grues have been known to feed on (and huff) kittens.Light (except when the plot demands that they can't)
Frotz
Extreme sarcasm (yeah, right!) (Note: this risks killing everyone else in the vicinity)
The Anti-Grue, with its brilliant schemes (and near god-like grasp of extreme sarcasm). However, the Anti-Grue must be summoned by a dance performed by Stephen Hawking so, good luck with that. There is an anonymous person who also knows to summon the Anti-Grue. He is a genius and can make enemies friends. Just one problem. It doesn't work on humans.
Vodka-The sugardaddy takes this and it breaks down all of the grue society, leaving them on the street, with dogs peeing on them and street urchins beating them for grue milk.
AAA
Oprah can kill grues but only in mega-mode with the help of her mental projection Dr. Phil on a Sunday
Rampaging Bunnies with rabies
AAAAAAAAA! AA AAAAA AA AAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAA AAAAA AA AAAAA.
Dick Cheney but not with a shotgun, with his face.
your mom, but only on every other Wednesday the 29th of February
Seriously, watch yourself. They can live anywhere.Bob Dole with his vice presidential power.
A Eurg, although the collision of a Grue and a Eurg will cause the universe to asplode.
Tom Cruise cannot kill a grue per se, but he was once consumed by one. After much dry-retching on the part of the grue, it finally killed itself rather than endure the torment it was going through. Tom Cruise stepped out of the bloody carcass unharmed.
Bring me the horizon. The only way an emo can kill a grue.
Steve Irwin could wrestle a Grue to the ground, hogtie it and kill it with a pointy stick. But Steve Irwin cannot help you now...
Randomly induced spontanous combustion can kill a Grue, but due to it's random nature, it has about 1-in-*The number of lives in the galaxy* chance that it will. Your best chance will be to buy a Randomly induced spontanous combustion in a can from Frobozz magic company, but it has about as much chance of killing you as kills the grue.
Bleen things, since they are the complete opposite color of a grue and negates the existence of both the object and the grue when they come in contact with a grue. Sadly, the only naturally occurring Bleen objects are Eurgs, which are damned near impossible to control, emeralds (useless because grues hate jewelry and will never come in contact with one), and rare types of salt found in the mines of Chuckland. If Chuck Norris is feeling especially hateful of grues when he wakes up, he sends a minion covered in the bleeny salts to a grue. The victim is swiftly devoured, but the thousands of bleen-colored particles in the system of the grue swiftly makes it implode.
Every time you masturbate, Jack Bauer eats a Grue. Not because you masturbated, but because he likes to eat raw Grues.
Another method once tried for slaying a Grue is to attack it with your own Grue, but you should look at this table for the reasons why this is incredibly stupid.
Originally posted by staraddict93😆 That is nuts!
Grues can be killed with these thingsGrues have been known to feed on (and huff) kittens.Light (except when the plot demands that they can't)
Frotz
Extreme sarcasm (yeah, right!) (Note: this risks killing everyone else in the vicinity)
The Anti-Grue, with its brilliant schemes (and near god-like grasp of extreme sarcasm). However, the Anti-Grue must be summoned by a dance performed by Stephen Hawking so, good luck with that. There is an anonymous person who also knows to summon the Anti-Grue. He is a genius and can make enemies friends. Just one problem. It doesn't work on humans.
Vodka-The sugardaddy takes this and it breaks down all of the grue society, leaving them on the street, with dogs peeing on them and street urchins beating them for grue milk.
AAA
Oprah can kill grues but only in mega-mode with the help of her mental projection Dr. Phil on a Sunday
Rampaging Bunnies with rabies
AAAAAAAAA! AA AAAAA AA AAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAA AAAAA AA AAAAA.
Dick Cheney but not with a shotgun, with his face.
your mom, but only on every other Wednesday the 29th of FebruarySeriously, watch yourself. They can live anywhere.Bob Dole with his vice presidential power.
A Eurg, although the collision of a Grue and a Eurg will cause the universe to asplode.
Tom Cruise cannot kill a grue per se, but he was once consumed by one. After much dry-retching on the part of the grue, it finally killed itself rather than endure the torment it was going through. Tom Cruise stepped out of the bloody carcass unharmed.
Bring me the horizon. The only way an emo can kill a grue.
Steve Irwin could wrestle a Grue to the ground, hogtie it and kill it with a pointy stick. But Steve Irwin cannot help you now...
Randomly induced spontanous combustion can kill a Grue, but due to it's random nature, it has about 1-in-*The number of lives in the galaxy* chance that it will. Your best chance will be to buy a Randomly induced spontanous combustion in a can from Frobozz magic company, but it has about as much chance of killing you as kills the grue.
Bleen things, since they are the complete opposite color of a grue and negates the existence of both the object and the grue when they come in contact with a grue. Sadly, the only naturally occurring Bleen objects are Eurgs, which are damned near impossible to control, emeralds (useless because grues hate jewelry and will never come in contact with one), and rare types of salt found in the mines of Chuckland. If Chuck Norris is feeling especially hateful of grues when he wakes up, he sends a minion covered in the bleeny salts to a grue. The victim is swiftly devoured, but the thousands of bleen-colored particles in the system of the grue swiftly makes it implode.
Every time you masturbate, Jack Bauer eats a Grue. Not because you masturbated, but because he likes to eat raw Grues.
Another method once tried for slaying a Grue is to attack it with your own Grue, but you should look at this table for the reasons why this is incredibly stupid.
Better-than-best-case scenario
You win the lottery, become a multi-millionaire, and the grues become your minions. Yeah right.
Best-case scenario
Both of the Grues kill each other, which is damn near impossible.
Next-best-case scenario
Your Grue kills the other one and then eats you. You're dead, buuuut at least you kind-of killed a Grue.
Worse-case scenario
The other Grue kills your Grue and then eats you. You're dead, and your Grue got its butt kicked.
Worst than worst case scenario
Both Grues realize they've been tricked, then they team up and eat you. You're dead, and you were betrayed by your own Grue.
Worse-than worst than worse case scenario
The Grues decide you make a better sex toy than a meal.
The most common way to kill a Grue
the simplest and easiest way to kill a Grue is to type "/Kill Grue" or click "Restart Application Please"
Originally posted by staraddict93😆
Better-than-best-case scenario
You win the lottery, become a multi-millionaire, and the grues become your minions. Yeah right.
Best-case scenario
Both of the Grues kill each other, which is damn near impossible.
Next-best-case scenario
Your Grue kills the other one and then eats you. You're dead, buuuut at least you kind-of killed a Grue.
Worse-case scenario
The other Grue kills your Grue and then eats you. You're dead, and your Grue got its butt kicked.
Worst than worst case scenario
Both Grues realize they've been tricked, then they team up and eat you. You're dead, and you were betrayed by your own Grue.
Worse-than worst than worse case scenario
The Grues decide you make a better sex toy than a meal.
The most common way to kill a Grue
the simplest and easiest way to kill a Grue is to type "/Kill Grue" or click "Restart Application Please"