My favorites:
Whenever heroes meet for the first time they MUST fight.
Any character can be thrown through a brick wall and get back up.
Shooting energy from hands: especially when it's non-descript generic energy that can knock down a wall but doesn't kill anyone or electrocute anyone or start any fires in-and-of itself. Or give people cancer.
Making jokes while fighting. Only good with spiderman and deadpool.
All teams have a strong guy.
See The Body: The law that says that a character is never dead unless you saw the body, took it home, inspected it, did an autopsy, burned it, scattered the ashes from a plane, and even then you can be only about 89 percent sure.
The Woman/Girl in the Shower for No Reason: soap/steam/water always cover the naughty bits, but it's still soft core porn, if one's honest about it.
Originally posted by Spideys SisterNow thats a bit too far leave my comic knocker alone!
Chics with huge chests.
How about characters who die only to show up next year.
"Ted Korr-Blue Beetle" we will miss you, because you are one character who will "NEVER" return. 🙁
How Martial Artists manage to put Spidey on his ass.
Superman period.... 🙄 What?lol....
How long Batman has managed to survive in the JL this long without dying.
Black Heroes coming off all hood n shit sometimes"We all dont sucumb to talking all ghetto"
In Marvel 616 Earth Only Important heirarchy make kids 2gther, like Magento's family tree spreads crazy, so does Reed Richard's family. Not to mention Scott Summers's kids .
How DC depends on a "crisis" to keep ideas fresh.
Hulk getting slaped around
Phoenix.... 😮 dont tell GS, but seriously live or die damnit.
FF is basically Reed with the UN on KMC...lol
The Wolverine jokes....we can still run with batkick though
Memo just came, and we cant use batkick nemore lol