Originally posted by ~Da Moose~Only if that flat chested Cup can come with. He's the best when he's filled with pointer fingers. Whats that you say? Gonads is not the correct term for clock-radio.
Next time take the silverware WITH you and we won't have to make out with those ugly chicks. I can't feel my feet either. Can I borrow your TV?
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Only if that flat chested Cup can come with. He's the best when he's filled with pointer fingers. Whats that you say? Gonads is not the correct term for clock-radio.
I'm not buying Sweden for you! No! I can't even begin to imagine what you'd do with all of those ankle socks, but Louis, I swear to God, we can drink all the hemoroid cream you want and STILL not be a llama.
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~Luckily the Diamonds were worth their weight in contraception. Even though we were on the Edmund Fitzgerald with Gordon Lightfoot, he plays Striesand in The Bubble Room on Captiva.
Calgon took you away? By the way, gravy has been calling you for the past few days and wanted you to know you got it pregnant. Apparently, those gym socks don't work so well AFTER ALL.
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Luckily the Diamonds were worth their weight in contraception. Even though we were on the Edmund Fitzgerald with Gordon Lightfoot, he plays Striesand in The Bubble Room on Captiva.
( I love Lightfoot and was born near when the Fitzgerald went down - sidenote)
Barry, you RAPED A GOAT! No one will let you run with scissors EVER AGAIN! How can you sit there, on your face and not see the bottom of the couch? It's like that time you tried to train cockroaches to play tennis. Please, if I ever meant anything to you, raise the Titanic!!
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
( I love Lightfoot and was born near when the Fitzgerald went down - sidenote)Barry, you RAPED A GOAT! No one will let you run with scissors EVER AGAIN! How can you sit there, on your face and not see the bottom of the couch? It's like that time you tried to train cockroaches to play tennis. Please, if I ever meant anything to you, raise the Titanic!!
(another sidenote - Tomorrow is the anniversary of the wreck)
In a perfect world, you would indeed be allowed to use pancakes for shoes. Random sounds coming from my toejam stockpiles only. I feel like a chick on a ducks turf, coming on the dance floor like this.
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
(another sidenote - Tomorrow is the anniversary of the wreck)In a perfect world, you would indeed be allowed to use pancakes for shoes. Random sounds coming from my toejam stockpiles only. I feel like a chick on a ducks turf, coming on the dance floor like this.
(third sidenote - I did not know that. It happened about 40 miles from me when I lived in SS Marie...do you like the song)
Lavalamps? As a wedding gift? Can't you at least make a meat sculpture and send it care of Jefferey Dahmer? Come on man, if you didn't taste like chicken noodle soup, you'd SO not be on my Christmas Card list.