Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
(third sidenote - I did not know that. It happened about 40 miles from me when I lived in SS Marie...do you like the song)Lavalamps? As a wedding gift? Can't you at least make a meat sculpture and send it care of Jefferey Dahmer? Come on man, if you didn't taste like chicken noodle soup, you'd SO not be on my Christmas Card list.
(sidenote golore - I do love that song, i've been listening to that song since i was in 4th grade. I did a lot of research on The Edmund Fiztgerald. SS Marie, eh? I've been there once, didn't like it much. I got the shit scared out of me by a boats horn in the Locks. Never went back there)
Donkeys dont know that, what are you thinking? Like the time we went to Reno and spent all of your money on a guitar pick. Sure it got me laid, but there you were, picking and eating your toenail ticks.
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
(sidenote golore - I do love that song, i've been listening to that song since i was in 4th grade. I did a lot of research on The Edmund Fiztgerald. SS Marie, eh? I've been there once, didn't like it much. I got the shit scared out of me by a boats horn in the Locks. Never went back there)Donkeys dont know that, what are you thinking? Like the time we went to Reno and spent all of your money on a guitar pick. Sure it got me laid, but there you were, picking and eating your toenail ticks.
(blah - SS Marie Ontario, yes. The song is amazing...so is the story. We have so much in common, it's like we should get married.....wait....🤨)
Hemoroids. That's the secret. Learn how to harness their power, and noone will ever call you Trixie again. If not, then you've got no choice but to skullfukk your sister every Tuesday night. I'm afraid, we weren't able to save your horse, Larry.....when you shot him, it....it killed him.....
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~Not my dearist Petunia. She was my favorite of all anus'. Thats some information i shouldn't have released. Now i must eat your soul, which stanks because i just had a heaping helping of baby tears and dreams. Look into my eyes, do you see mickey mouse, or just Justin Timberlake?
(blah - SS Marie Ontario, yes. The song is amazing...so is the story. We have so much in common, it's like we should get married.....wait....🤨)Hemoroids. That's the secret. Learn how to harness their power, and noone will ever call you Trixie again. If not, then you've got no choice but to skullfukk your sister every Tuesday night. I'm afraid, we weren't able to save your horse, Larry.....when you shot him, it....it killed him.....
(Edit sidenote - What? )
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Not my dearist Petunia. She was my favorite of all anus'. Thats some information i shouldn't have released. Now i must eat your soul, which stanks because i just had a heaping helping of baby tears and dreams. Look into my eyes, do you see mickey mouse, or just Justin Timberlake?(Edit sidenote - What? )
When I fart, it smells like gingerale and orange peels....is that wrong? Tell me, just one more time, that your baby takes the mornin train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again, to find you waiting for him.
(edit - I think this thread was made so that we'd SEE our common interests and get married)
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
When I fart, it smells like gingerale and orange peels....is that wrong? Tell me, just one more time, that your baby takes the mornin train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again, to find you waiting for him.(edit - I think this thread was made so that we'd SEE our common interests and get married)
Sour candy doesn't go well there, just to tell you. Thats ****ing teamwork. My faithfull stead is named Christo, ride ride ride. Although i look nice, i bite when i'm disturbed by an ugo like yourself, steve. Eventhough, your tiger tastes like some jerky i'm a fan of.
(not an actual edit - Lagnaf?)
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Sour candy doesn't go well there, just to tell you. Thats ****ing teamwork. My faithfull stead is named Christo, ride ride ride. Although i look nice, i bite when i'm disturbed by an ugo like yourself, steve. Eventhough, your tiger tastes like some jerky i'm a fan of.(not an actual edit - Lagnaf?)
😆 I can't do anymore....plus, Hell to the YES for LAGNAF!!! 💃
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh FFS, I'm so sick of your whining, man....I'm so sick of it that I could vomit. You dish it out, but you can't take it in return. That's it you stupid frockin maniac. 😠Fruit Cup? *offers him a fruit cup*
Thank you very much. *takes fruit cup*