Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Nice! I see what you did. Possibly your most intelligent joke yet. I give you 10 points.I trust you have all the tools to figure out just why that is so hilariously relevant to the way you post. I mean you're a smart girl...psh...pshah...
-AC
Its not a joke, its the truth.
You just keep whining and attempting to insult on here. This is about the only place where someone might listen to you.
baby Waaa....Boo-hoo...
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Its not a joke, its the truth.
You just keep whining and attempting to insult on here. This is about the only place where someone might listen to you.baby Waaa....Boo-hoo...
Honestly though, maybe you should stop chickening out whenever anyone raises a point that contradicts your own or refers to you in a way that's damaging to your posts. Just a thought, and I'm still hoping you'll get the joke. I didn't even refer to you, Phat J did, and in return I specifically said I've got nothing against you personally. So why you're continuing this whiney crusade (How funny) is something I don't get. Move on, get over it. This can't continue happening whenever I feel like I want to reply to your posts.
So, how about that Weird Al? He's sure weird.
-AC
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Honestly though, maybe you should stop chickening out whenever anyone raises a point that contradicts your own or refers to you in a way that's damaging to your posts. Just a thought, and I'm still hoping you'll get the joke. I didn't even refer to you, Phat J did, and in return I specifically said I've got nothing against you personally. So why you're continuing this whiney crusade (How funny) is something I don't get. Move on, get over it. This can't continue happening whenever I feel like I want to reply to your posts.So, how about that Weird Al? He's sure weird.
-AC
And he's named Al. I think it derives from Alfred. Not Albert as some might believe.
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
(You're a rotund fool).-AC
Damn it, AC, you broke the joke.
You're not supposed to directly speak to the person quoted using 'you' you're supposed to say "He" (or 'she', in Bardock's case), as if talking to an audience about the person. You destroyed the joke, and with it, my heart and soul.
There's only one way to settle this now, let's arm wrestle!
Originally posted by BackFire
Cause your German? No, because you're a girl.I know your terrible secret, now go wash your vag, it stinks of mud and ham.
Unless....do you want to armwrestle?
Oh, actually you are right. Me being German didn't make much sense in this case I suppose.
But...but, you said...and the ham...and then....okay.
Depends. Is a perverted joke upcoming?
Originally posted by BackFire
Well, now that it's expected, no. Everyone thank Bardock for ruining your dirty joke, it was going to be good, too. Was going to have to do with buttholes, bacon and blueberries, now you can only imagine what hilarity was about to ensue.
Well, either I would have heard an incredibly funny dirty joke or God will let me get into heaven for at least stopping one of those to happen. It's a win-win situation for me. Some say I am optimistic. I just think I always win.
No, God wanted to hear this dirty joke. He put his shit on hold for it and a bunch of people died because of it, now, they've died in vain. God is angry, he wanted me to tell you that you're ****ed, and when you go to hell, bring lots of lube, but not KY Jelly, he has a lawsuit pending with the manufacturer and doesn't want anything to do with their product anymore.
What's the lawsuit for, you ask? Well, had something to do with Virgin Mary being too tight, and KY Jelly making it feel to good, resulting in premature ejaculation, causing Jesus Christ to be born when all God wanted was a good ol' time with a tight young wet hole.
Originally posted by BackFire
No, God wanted to hear this dirty joke. He put his shit on hold for it and a bunch of people died because of it, now, they've died in vain. God is angry, he wanted me to tell you that you're ****ed, and when you go to hell, bring lots of lube, but not KY Jelly, he has a lawsuit pending with the manufacturer and doesn't want anything to do with their product anymore.What's the lawsuit for, you ask? Well, had something to do with Virgin Mary being too tight, and KY Jelly making it feel to good, resulting in premature ejaculation, causing Jesus Christ to be born when all God wanted was a good ol' time with a tight young wet hole.
Hmm, maybe Satan will jsut assrape me every second day. Cause I made God angry. I win again. Being me is awesome.
Though why should God care. Joseph took all the problems and he got all the good (worshipping and such). It's almost like God is me. With winning and stuff.