Darkseid vs This Team

Started by charlemagne97465 pages

His argument is not tired...it's the truth. DS would pimp slam that team like the bitches they are. They can do nothing to DS except annoy him. Remember, Darkseid mind controls billions of Daxamites...and each individual Daxamite is at least as powerful as any member on that team. This team is out classed in every way possible. Quit with the Darkseid hate...he is the shit...just live with it...and accept it.

poor darkseid hes really getting torn into. hahahhahahahahahaha

I will agree that Darkseid is shit. Charlamagne, Daxxamites are great shock-troops. Powerful, resilient, but oh so week against reed solar radiation and lead. Granted that none of Team Marvel Cosmic are packing heat, but Terrax could use his powers to give them all lead poisoning with a thought. It's all tactics. And if darkseid is SUCH a bad-ass, why does he even need Daxamites in the first place ? Aren't you confident in his powers to bring him to victory ? Sound like he needs help to me. WAH! I'm getting my @$$ handed to me! HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP ME! SAVE ME SUPERMAN!

according to this dingus darkseid never loses. well hes been planted to source wall. read it learn it love it. darkseid would lose so fast and he would run to like the scared girl he turned into with yuga kahn showing up. but he wouldnt get away and would be annihilated.

I never said he needed Daxamites to help him in the fight...i was giving an example of his mind control powers. If DS can control them with mere thoughts...there is no reason that he can't control this team either, mentally. Like it or not...this team gets ***** slapped...effortlessly

Originally posted by charlemagne9746
I never said he needed Daxamites to help him in the fight...i was giving an example of his mind control powers. If DS can control them with mere thoughts...there is no reason that he can't control this team either, mentally. Like it or not...this team gets ***** slapped...effortlessly

Ok Charlie, riddle me this. IF Darkseid is so mind-blowingly the master of mind-control, why doesn't he do this all the time ? Its like saying "There's no way I can survive an encounter with the likes of these, my only hope is to make them my slaves!" You're gonna have to do better than that to prove your point. If that's your best shot I feel sorry for you that your imagination is so en-feebled.

charlemagne it takes one superman to put darkseid in his place and render him in the source so quit spouting he takes this team out effortlessly superman would be surfers bitc- let alone this team would cream his piehole.

Originally posted by quanchi112
charlemagne it takes one superman to put darkseid in his place and render him in the source so quit spouting he takes this team out effortlessly superman would be surfers bitc- let alone this team would cream his piehole.

I think not....don't be hatin' Darkseid because he's that damn good....whether you accept it or not....he could beat this team with a wave of his hand...it is in his powerset to do so....you need more powerful characters than what is on that team to compete with Darkseid...sorry...just the way it is...better luck next time.

by the way...Black Panther put Surfer in an armbar...what do you think Superman would do to him...hmmmm...makes you think

Originally posted by charlemagne9746
by the way...Black Panther put Surfer in an armbar...what do you think Superman would do to him...hmmmm...makes you think

And Superman in the past has been floored by a mere gas station explosion.

Point? Every character has low points that just don't make sense. The older a character is and the more material he has out there, the more of these type of instances you will find. However, we both know that Superman wouldn't *truly* be hurt by that type of attack. Thats why I always try to think of a characters most consistent high-end performances when deciding how strong they are or who they would beat. For example in another thread someone mentioned Darkseid using superspeed. I have never ever seen Darkseid use superspeed so I asked if he had used speed on more than one occasion..because if he hadn't done so then to me it falls into the same category as the gas station explosion..it might of happened on panel, but it just doesn't make sense. Now if Darkseid had used speed multiple times then it is consistent.

chalemange only sees what chalremagne wants to see. that is how he works. he is obsessed with darkseid mindcontrolling people give it arest. he needs all those troops becuz he always needs help. putting darkseid on a asolo mission would give me the creeps. he needs a whole planet adoring him cuz he has low self esteem. didnt see darkseid mindcontrol yuga kahn. nope nor dr fate nor half the dc universe. no wow. he rarely ever does that in the middle of a fight. so why bring that up. hmmm i dont know. i saw darkseid get into a fight which he threw for whatever stupid reason but point is orion is a match for him. all these hearlds would be like overkill for darkseid hed be asking what he did wrong in his life to deserve this.

Yes. Darkseid IS DC's master of evil, god of darkness, supreme threat to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Big WHOOP.
Where was his bad-@$$ level of power during Our Worlds at War ? He needed the power provided by the Amazon's worship of him to bail him out of a jam. I shudder to recall what a lame story-line that was to boot! I mean just WHAT is DC editorial thinking when they dream up some of this stuff ?
By the way, that fabled Anti-Life Equation that he has a boner for is nothing more than Manic Depression. They make pills for that. That's quite the lofty goal you have set for yourself D.S. WAY more aspiration than Thanos EVER displayed, making all of existence terribly depressed. 🤨

yes charlegame respond to that his badass ness in our worlds ar war. its funny. where is this badass that controlled billions of beings at in this story. the guys need s worshippers to even make hima threat in a story...,.lame AGAIN THIS IS WHY DARKSEID NEEDS FOLLOWERS IN ALL RESPECTS. thanos does things on his own for the most part darkseid isnt even content with apokolips now to bail him out he needs even more help when involved with a major crisis.

Originally posted by BlackJackal
Yes. Darkseid IS DC's master of evil, god of darkness, supreme threat to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Big WHOOP.
Where was his bad-@$$ level of power during Our Worlds at War ? He needed the power provided by the Amazon's worship of him to bail him out of a jam. I shudder to recall what a lame story-line that was to boot! I mean just WHAT is DC editorial thinking when they dream up some of this stuff ?
By the way, that fabled Anti-Life Equation that he has a boner for is nothing more than Manic Depression. They make pills for that. That's quite the lofty goal you have set for yourself D.S. WAY more aspiration than Thanos EVER displayed, making all of existence terribly depressed. 🤨

Mind crushing depression that destrpys your will and truns you into a slave.

Yeah spreading that though all of reality isn't much of a goal 🙄

Thanos wants what? To get it on with a goth kid who looks like she's about 8?

thanos gets what he wants darkseid usually it takes him years to finally get what he set out to get a decade or so ago. that goth kid is mistress death and for her thanos has done some things darkseid could only do in his dreams.

Originally posted by quanchi112
thanos gets what he wants darkseid usually it takes him years to finally get what he set out to get a decade or so ago. that goth kid is mistress death and for her thanos has done some things darkseid could only do in his dreams.

Thanos got killed by a rip off of Kratos and is lusting after an 8 year old.

Yeah, and the man who primarily wrote Thanos (Starlin) still conveinently kept giving him a power up every so often, whether through bionic amping, magic, or from death herself. While Darkseid was so damn powerful he actually had to be written as weaker just to fit into storylines. Yet everytime Thanos had ultimate power(IG, HOTU) it slipped from his grasp because deep down he knew he wasn't worthy to wield such power. In other words he pussied out.

Back in the day when Darkseid was bitchslapping PC Superman(without needing any powering up) thanos was riding around in his crappy one seat helicopter trying to avoid the po-po's.

If we're gonna knock Darkseid, lets do Thanos as well.

Darkseid for the win

If it was in a comic it would be a great fight
on these boards D.S with little effort

Surfers cosmic awareness is the only chance the team has,but it will not be enough

chest thanos does what he plans to do. i hav enews for u they will never let the villian win in the end. neither will character will rule the universe very long. its just not how comics are writen. point is thanos already did conquer his universe. he had ultimate power but he got it thorugh hard work and determination. neither character can take over the universe without a powerup or without a huge ass army. starlins is thanos creator so why canthe amp him up. no one complained when kirby darkseid was unbeatable its just yeah u cant kill him its weak. thanos just simply overcommes whoever stands in his way when he wants to. its in his blood while darkseid needs followers. that is all he wants mindless followers. a boring universe where he makes all the decsions the only way darkseid could ever rule. and if he ever does conquer the universe ill say wow thanos did that yearsa ago but time u caught up to the mad titan.

Originally posted by quanchi112
thanos just simply overcommes whoever stands in his way when he wants to.

I found the root of your logic and it is crap.