Speaking of grotesque relationships..
So a close friend of mine asked me to be her goatfriend, she figured it was about time she became close to someone she can trust/love/keep, so she says. Here's the thing, she's a pornstar. AH Hell Nah! I backed up, left her house, and took seventeen of her amatuer dvds with me. I think I made the right decision. I mean, how the hell does an average guy(i.e. someone not in porn) get with someone who is? And don't tell me it's mutual, I doubt a chick cares if her dude was in porn, she'd probably see that as a good thing.